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  • Yeah, but can he hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis? A girl's gotta have her standards.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 12, 12 at 9:32pm
  • And time for you to play the meat flute!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 11, 12 at 12:30pm
  • ...which is nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 12 at 12:24am
  • So does he just bang his dick on it or shove one of the little sticks in his scrotum and go from there? Sounds rather unpleasant either way.

    Submitted by BananaSwallower on Sep 11, 12 at 6:57pm
  • Well he had a xylophone so he had that against him.

    Submitted by dthbrngr on Sep 12, 12 at 7:38am
  • Edit: meant urethra. Had a brain fart. Blah blah blah. Still sounds painful

    Submitted by BananaSwallower on Sep 11, 12 at 7:02pm
  • I cannot imagine how this is remotely possible unless he has a wiener piercing.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 14, 12 at 1:49am
  • But can he play the slide guitar with it?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 11, 12 at 11:21am
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