Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Yeah, but can he hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis? A girl's gotta have her standards.
not right now...
And time for you to play the meat flute!
...which is nice
Well he had a xylophone so he had that against him.
So does he just bang his dick on it or shove one of the little sticks in his scrotum and go from there? Sounds rather unpleasant either way.
Edit: meant urethra. Had a brain fart. Blah blah blah. Still sounds painful
I cannot imagine how this is remotely possible unless he has a wiener piercing.
But can he play the slide guitar with it?