I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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Na it's kinda hot.
did i see you post on CNN the other day? peach > interwebz
Lol no, I rarely post on fml under this alias but I don't watch the news nor do I care to. If it isn't about celebrities in hollywood or dc then it's about death and war. Yeah, no thanks.
Finally, one I'd consider getting on a t-shirt...
it would only be one because in my imagination I never finish
I think it's kind of flattering ...
only if this is a text from grandpa.
....disgusted/turned on. Yeah same same. No really, turned on though lol
"I could use my imagination" ;) or skip the foreplay
Mom, please stop! Please! Okay, one more time...to the hot tub!