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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list

(856): View more from New Jersey

"Only you can prevent yeast infections."

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place

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(320): View more from Minnesota

It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..

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(801): View more from Utah

So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.

(702): View more from Nevada

No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.

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(626): View more from California

For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.

(818): View more from California

I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.

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