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  • A vibrator won't open the damn pickle jar for you, will it?

    Submitted by Dickhouse on Jan 11, 15 at 12:20pm
  • Get a man to use it on you too. You won't be disappointed.

    Submitted by becausebecause on Jan 12, 15 at 12:30am
  • Bonus points: It doesn't result in kids!

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Jan 17, 15 at 4:34am
  • These men are the ones that knock you up. Lay down the vibrator, step away, all those cats will go away and you'll enjoy the grandchildren on about thirty years.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 10, 15 at 7:28pm