New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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A vibrator won't open the damn pickle jar for you, will it?
Get a man to use it on you too. You won't be disappointed.
Bonus points: It doesn't result in kids!
These men are the ones that knock you up. Lay down the vibrator, step away, all those cats will go away and you'll enjoy the grandchildren on about thirty years.