I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Or he has the fabled "detachable penis"
Yeah. The little head wakes up say before the big one, and it's "Regrettable Decision" time.
Because it's the size of a thimble.
Boners that appear mysteriously often disappear mysteriously.