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  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:16pm

    I gave a guy a blow job to write a paper for me in high school. Best decision ever!!

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:22pm

    asshole ^ get a life

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:50pm

    I've been that guy before.

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:47pm

    i need a lapdance more than any of you guys

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:00pm

    Please spay and nueter your whores....er pets I meant pets.

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:32pm

    Lucky nerd.... Lapdanccccccce....

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:04pm

    Depending on what you look like, it'll probably take more than a lap dance.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:33pm

    Booooonnnneeerrr!!!!!!

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:31am

    was this guy in a class at rutgers?

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:11pm

    7:04 unless her titties are like huge perky basketballs. and her teeth are super white. and her vagina is wet and warm

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:52pm

    @6:50, no you haven't. stop lying

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:47pm

    AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH, In order to pass we shake some titties and SOME ASS YO, AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:22pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:39pm

    Charles Rutherford believes you should get an AIDS test

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:36am

    I did a calc exam for a girl once time. Got fukked for it. Turns out she was in remedial class, clearly not her work. Never got another chance. Damn.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:15am

    Lazy, stupid, and a whore!