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    Submitted by Gaslight on Mar 18, 14 at 3:35pm

    ...Holy shit. I sent this text. Not to tfln, but the actual text. This may be the most famous I will ever get.

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      Submitted by whatsitwhoseit on Mar 19, 14 at 9:15pm

      So, did you in fact make 'em proud...are you still cuffed to a hospital bed?!!

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        Submitted by Gaslight on Mar 20, 14 at 2:55am

        Roof of a CVS with no shoes, actually. I'm willing to call that a win.

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    Submitted by Wreck_Diver on Mar 18, 14 at 3:17pm

    Being Irish is genetically and unconsciously maintaining a continuous elevated Blood Alcohol Content throughout the year, not pounding beers one day a year 'til you're forgetting you're actually Italian and pissing on the sidewalks in downtown Boston and