i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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...Holy shit. I sent this text. Not to tfln, but the actual text. This may be the most famous I will ever get.
So, did you in fact make 'em proud...are you still cuffed to a hospital bed?!!
Roof of a CVS with no shoes, actually. I'm willing to call that a win.
Being Irish is genetically and unconsciously maintaining a continuous elevated Blood Alcohol Content throughout the year, not pounding beers one day a year 'til you're forgetting you're actually Italian and pissing on the sidewalks in downtown Boston and