Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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Darwin award nominee....
Epic fail! And also lamest ER story I’ve ever heard
Explain that one to the nurses in the ER.
That's not gonna get infected...
@ReesesPoofs, kitchen knives tend to be sharp and pointy...
@penisdickcock. Love the username.
How do you stab anything with a kitchen knife?
That cheese better have been worth it if I'm going to the ER for it
Almost as good as "iheartlittleboys"