in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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Better yet, die in such a way that they have to make it an open casket funeral because they can't close the lid on top of your permanent hard-on.
For whatever reason, nude corpse funerals are illegal in most states. A friend's hippie uncle wanted that and the funeral director sited the law. The uncle was buried in a favorite tie-dye shirt and jeans instead. Love to know the history of that law.
Angel-lust doesn't survive the embalming procedure. Your loved ones will see you with major shrinkage. Of course, that'll just get your widow extra condolences for having to endure that short-coming of yours.
Brings a whole new aspect to calling a dead guy a "stiff", doesn't it?