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  When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.

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  (+44): When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits. http://tfl.nu/jw7g
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  Submitted by capt0bv10u5 on Jan 4, 13 at 9:58am

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  It's fun and romantic until someone singes a nipple!

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  Submitted by revjim on Jan 4, 13 at 9:49am

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  Damned German sadists.

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  Submitted by TerryHesticles on Jan 4, 13 at 10:33am

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  Wait until you see what he does with the Kielbasa!

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