When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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This is probably the most disturbing text I've read yet.
im thinking"Diaper Sniper"
I would hate to be this girls father when she starts dating...
If this is something you worry about when someone babysits, maybe don't let them babysit to begin with....
Don't blame the baby sitter. By naming her Vanessa, you pretty much guaranteed she would be a little slut.
Im just impressed she has that many daddy issues by age 5
Seems like Vanessa's father is already failing at keeping Vanessa from a life on the pole... unless dad isn't around then mom's really failing.
Teaching them young now I see
WTF are they doing to her then? Ya idk about this text...
relax... children are naturally curious. show me yours and I'll show you mine type of deal.
Jerry is already on a work release program??