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  He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone

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• Best response ever.

  Submitted by crazydoglady on Feb 20, 14 at 5:08am

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• If he cannot appreciate a humorous response, why do you want to be with him? Even if I was horny as hell, I'd find that response from my girlfriend hilarious.

  Submitted by MononokeWolf on Feb 20, 14 at 1:42pm

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• #perfectwoman

  Submitted by Adlerc on Feb 20, 14 at 11:25am

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  • Absolutely

    Submitted by thisfox on Feb 23, 14 at 12:38am

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• Could be forever alone if you keep speaking in hash tag. Or should I say "pound sign and or key" because that's what it really is.

  Submitted by PizdaLvr on Feb 20, 14 at 6:52am

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  • TWIAVBP: It's only a "pound sign" in the U.S. In the U.K. and a few other countries, "£" is a "pound sign." In countries that don't use pounds as currency and use kilograms for mass, they don't know WTF a "pound" is. Outside the U.S., it's a "hash" or "number" sign, or an "octothorpe."

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 20, 14 at 6:37pm

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    • Very interesting facts on the #.......But I still hate hash tag useless social media banter.

      Submitted by PizdaLvr on Feb 21, 14 at 9:25am

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• tic-tac-toe forevealone

  Submitted by OMFGItsSamm on Feb 20, 14 at 8:23am

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