I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Drunken slutbag with no fear of heights? Im your chick!
I volunteer to be that best friend. :) me and my best friend need a third amigo anyway.
I posted this. SOMEONE PLEASE COME BE MY FRIEND. My other friends judge my ways.
I wish i knew you, i have been looking for somebody like that for years.
Just find anyone who quit AA and you are set.
Omg all of us need to meet up like ASAP
Um... Second best way to spend time? I don't think so.