All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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Let me see you pee, standing up!
she can barely maneuver peeing sitting down
This is why this app is the best
Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee i ee i oh! And on that farm he had some chickens, Ee i ee i oh! With a cluck-cluck here, And a cluck-cluck there. Here a cluck, there a cluck, Everywhere a cluck-cluck. Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i oh!
@Eightyeigt. Go.home EightyEight, you're drunk.
Do you crave looking down women's blouses?
You just described me to a T... Only I'm not pregnant...