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  All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.

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• Let me see you pee, standing up!

  Submitted by BDVille on Dec 21, 12 at 9:52am

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  • she can barely maneuver peeing sitting down

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Dec 21, 12 at 10:00am

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• Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee i ee i oh! And on that farm he had some chickens, Ee i ee i oh! With a cluck-cluck here, And a cluck-cluck there. Here a cluck, there a cluck, Everywhere a cluck-cluck. Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i oh!

  Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 27, 12 at 11:48pm

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• Do you crave looking down women's blouses?

  Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 22, 12 at 6:57am

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• This is why this app is the best

  Submitted by Jefffbt on Dec 21, 12 at 10:48am

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• Eightyeigt

  Submitted by eightyeigt on Dec 22, 12 at 12:05am

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• @Eightyeigt. Go.home EightyEight, you're drunk.

  Submitted by gadawgs23 on Dec 22, 12 at 4:26am

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• You just described me to a T... Only I'm not pregnant...

  Submitted by katypsu620 on Dec 22, 12 at 2:21am

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