My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Sounds like g-ma was what they called loosey goosey back in the day..
Wouldn't know whether to be grateful for the compliment or a tad creeped out. Since it was grandma
G-ma is still a size queen...
Right on, G-ma!
Or g-pa got it shot off?
Hot dog in a spider web filled hallway...
RodFarva: please stick your goddamn pretzels up your ass and get the fuck off this site.
Sounds like grandma knows how to settle
Old people are just teenagers with experience
There are too many hyphens in this text.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
I cannot think of a conversation with my Grandma I would want to have less than this one.
Soldiers. Keeping women sexually satisfied since... Forever.