Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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Don't ask, don't tell.
Haha, well done!
Fucked him for shrooms again... I don't know, maybe your mom wants to trip too
You screwed up big time with that text. Don't plan on Mom letting her horny little slut off the hook with just an apology. Now that she knows you don't want to talk about it, she's going to let the guilt and agony build for a few days, and then she will ask what you and your ex-bf were doing. Depending on your behavior lately, she may view this as the joys of parenting.
Just like you are done with the ex-boyfriend?