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  • 46 42
    Submitted by petdander on Oct 23, 13 at 9:45am

    Why not?

  • 35 26
    Submitted by icepick23 on Oct 25, 13 at 11:04am

    As long as you're hot, his dad will be jealous

  • 41 38
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 23, 13 at 7:36pm

    "Hi, I'm $NAME, I'm a friend of your son's. He's told me all about you, and I'm so glad I finally get to meet you! Hey, are those cheeseburgers?"

  • 36 33
    Submitted by TexTushHog on Oct 24, 13 at 2:30am

    If she's hit, Dad would get her a cheeseburger with that line!!

    • 31 34
      Submitted by TexTushHog on Oct 24, 13 at 2:30am

      Hit, not hit.

      • 32 26
        Submitted by TexTushHog on Oct 24, 13 at 2:31am

        Damn autocorrect! It's autocorrecting hot?!