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  • Already invented. Just shove an otter pop up there

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on May 18, 12 at 12:15pm
    • while your thought process is commendable let me suggest you never try to do this as the ensuing infection could destroy us all

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 20, 12 at 4:31am
    • while your thought process is commendable let me suggest you never try to do this as the ensuing infection could destroy us all

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 20, 12 at 4:33am
  • yea they make these already...they even comw with mesh undies..hospitals give them to ladies after they pop a baby out!

    Submitted by brittyandian on May 19, 12 at 12:49am
  • When I first read this, I thought it said icepick....yikes!

    Submitted by skeezer on May 18, 12 at 6:23pm
  • What the fuck?! That is MY invention and it's called Cool Panties for Hot Chicks. Patent pending

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on May 18, 12 at 9:18pm
  • What the hell is an otter pop?

    Submitted by pinkispretty on May 18, 12 at 5:32pm
  • They do that already....it's called a "padsicle". Take a pad, dip it in water, put it in the freezer. You're welcome. If you've just had a baby it will be your best friend.

    Submitted by juunebug on May 19, 12 at 3:05am
    • having just had a baby with no drugs I endorse your comment. they really are a miracle for an angry vag.

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 20, 12 at 11:49am
  • Already done.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 19, 12 at 2:36am
  • They have already created it.. I'm a nurse in a mother baby unit and women who have natural child birth love them.. They use them all the time

    Submitted by shelleyj9 on Jun 13, 12 at 11:55pm
  • It's called a frozen glass dildo

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on May 18, 12 at 9:13pm
  • Best idea ever!

    Submitted by coitalfun15 on May 18, 12 at 10:33pm
  • Frozen pack of peas ;)

    Submitted by gingervitus0901 on May 18, 12 at 12:54pm
    • thumbs down for your name

      Submitted by keto06 on May 18, 12 at 1:20pm
      • tragically, there's no cure for the read-headed/freckled disease known as gingervitus :'(

        Submitted by NPH9384 on May 19, 12 at 1:44pm
  • I know what shape it should be.

    Submitted by daisydukeluke on May 20, 12 at 2:40pm
  • Somebody buy this girl a beer!

    Submitted by LynjaTurtle on May 19, 12 at 12:34am
  • Did OP mean vagina or vulva, the vag is just a hole and I'm pretty sure ice does not belong in it. Vulva is the whole and ice packs might be useful after someone pounds at you like a drunken frat boy. Or for when you get too enthusiastic home alone.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 18, 12 at 10:56pm