he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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He would've poked you with his dick if you weren't so fat.
maybe he's the fat one, if he's the one with the fork
It's common knowledge that fat people eat with their hands, forks just get in the way of shoving their faces.
Maybe if you stopped stalking him, he wouldn't have to keep you out of his house. He kicked you out for a reason, take a fucking hint, dumb cunt!
Maybe I should point out this was sent by a male friend who was locked out of his own room by another friend (the fork stabber) as a prank.
back you demon witch!!!
Haha, laughing my ass off right now! I'm gonna asphyxiated someday reading this sit while slaphappy.