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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.

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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.

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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.

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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.

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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge

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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.

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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.

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