She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Ur dumb bro those girls are wife material the rest are no pants whores
what kind of prude are you... why would you want to marry a chick you couldnt smoke or drink with?\nif you marry a chick that doesnt do that shit the only stress relief shes going to have is bitching at you\nand you should change your name because charles dickens is awesome and you sir are not
The words of a true addict.
Calypso because this is a site for drunk texts
just because a girl can't drink or smoke doesn't mean anything. that's just like a dick move right there.
There's a huge difference between can't and won't
oh because being responsible is so horrible
shes actually worth something
Is she pregnant?
yeah dude gotta have priorities
Idk people who are straight edge tend to be really irritating when I think everything is hella funny and they just stare at me... Hella awkward
Maybe she's on probation