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  • Ur dumb bro those girls are wife material the rest are no pants whores

    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 10, 10 at 12:05pm
    • what kind of prude are you... why would you want to marry a chick you couldnt smoke or drink with?\nif you marry a chick that doesnt do that shit the only stress relief shes going to have is bitching at you\nand you should change your name because charles dickens is awesome and you sir are not

      Submitted by ls42092 on May 10, 10 at 8:52pm
  • The words of a true addict.

    Submitted by zinger on May 10, 10 at 12:19pm
  • Calypso because this is a site for drunk texts

    Submitted by mitchell on May 10, 10 at 1:09pm
  • just because a girl can't drink or smoke doesn't mean anything. that's just like a dick move right there.

    Submitted by lane6 on May 10, 10 at 3:16pm
  • There's a huge difference between can't and won't

    Submitted by birneran on May 10, 10 at 12:09pm
  • shes actually worth something

    Submitted by ginghamplaid on May 10, 10 at 8:16pm
  • oh because being responsible is so horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Is she pregnant?

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 10, 10 at 12:07pm
  • yeah dude gotta have priorities

    Submitted by sterut27 on May 14, 10 at 5:14am
  • Idk people who are straight edge tend to be really irritating when I think everything is hella funny and they just stare at me... Hella awkward

    Submitted by chinesebunni on Jan 11, 11 at 3:42am
  • Maybe she's on probation

    Submitted by wompbass on May 10, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Amen man

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 1:29am