my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Who the fuck keeps used condoms?
Probably people who are afraid that their mom will see them in the trash.
That's what kleenexes and strategic placement in multiple garbage bins throughout the house are for. Shaaaaame. I bet that's one cum stained drawer.
Why would you keep used condoms? And why would your mom touch them?
... You KEPT used condoms?
I donno why anyone would keep used condoms or why his mother would touch them. I'm hoping these people from my area code meant condom wrappers....
Did they mean the wrappers? That's the only way this isn't disgusting.
overall = fail... but a 10 for originality!
I was "Bad night" #666. I felt obligated, based on the context of this text, to let everyone know. That's all.
Gross on a new level
Ew, why the fuck are you keeping used condoms?
That's such an Alabama baptist move. Sorry man.
Exactly what I thought. North AL is the worst.
Fourty First! Oh and my mom would totally do the same thing. Yup, i know, kinda disturbing.
Second that.. Wtf
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Reduce? Fail.\nRe-Use? Seems like turning condoms inside out defeats the purpose.\nRecycle? Sure, okay.
First unlept them then u put them in your bedside table? Dumb fuck
Dude. It's called a fucking toilet. Use it
That, idiot, is how you clog the damned thing.
Maybe the OP meant to say used condom wrappers.... I hope. Otherwise Thats hella nasty
Why did you keep them? Fuckin sick dude
No one keeps used condoms
Maybe you do if you still live with your mommy!
Damnit all you losers are so dumb... i posted this. who the hell keeps USED condom.... USE COMMEN SENSE, con damn wrappers. con damn wrappers
You save them why?
Why would you KEEP them in a bed side table? Do you not have a trash can? It's your own fault.
And it's disgusting.
So not surprised by this. Sucks i have to live in the same area as this person. I may even know them... :/
Huntsville, Alabama represent!
Why keep used condoms u sick fuck?!
Too funny too funny.
WTF is wrong with your mom dude..that's really weird
Probs trying to hide them from her religious mother? just a guess.
1013, I really hope you're right
Hahaha actually a funny one
Soooo grossssss. Why?!
Why the fuck would you keep those?! And second. Why would your mom touch them?! And third! Who would want to sleep with you for this?!
Eww you should throw those out, they're not keepsakes!
Agrees, weird you keep them, but why the hell did your mom touch them?!?!?!
Ew on so many counts
Does this freak collect used condoms or something?? Wtf
Owned but not really
Fuck the bible keep on having sex atleast you ate using protection unlike most of the texts u read here and tell your mom to get a grip what a uptight bitch
haha... well she certainly got her point across didn't she?
Only in Alabama.... Anniston here.
Ew you keep used condoms?
Sayin bible is the middle of sex
Omg used condoms what the hell kind of girl would sleep with you after she saw them?
that sounds like a weird fetish man but thats gross as hell
Tell your insane mom that long term abstinence leads to vastly higher occurrences of prostate cancer.
classic alabama...i miss home lol
yeee must be a nigga
Ok ew I really hope this is a typo
I do they're like memories
do you label them too? what night and who you used them with? \nthat's sick. you're sick.