my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Who the fuck keeps used condoms?
Probably people who are afraid that their mom will see them in the trash.
That's what kleenexes and strategic placement in multiple garbage bins throughout the house are for. Shaaaaame. I bet that's one cum stained drawer.
Why would you keep used condoms? And why would your mom touch them?
... You KEPT used condoms?
I donno why anyone would keep used condoms or why his mother would touch them. I'm hoping these people from my area code meant condom wrappers....
Did they mean the wrappers? That's the only way this isn't disgusting.
overall = fail... but a 10 for originality!
I was "Bad night" #666. I felt obligated, based on the context of this text, to let everyone know. That's all.
That's such an Alabama baptist move. Sorry man.
Exactly what I thought. North AL is the worst.
Ew, why the fuck are you keeping used condoms?
Gross on a new level
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Reduce? Fail.\nRe-Use? Seems like turning condoms inside out defeats the purpose.\nRecycle? Sure, okay.
Fourty First! Oh and my mom would totally do the same thing. Yup, i know, kinda disturbing.
No one keeps used condoms
Maybe you do if you still live with your mommy!
Why did you keep them? Fuckin sick dude
Maybe the OP meant to say used condom wrappers.... I hope. Otherwise Thats hella nasty
Dude. It's called a fucking toilet. Use it
That, idiot, is how you clog the damned thing.
First unlept them then u put them in your bedside table? Dumb fuck
You save them why?
Second that.. Wtf
So not surprised by this. Sucks i have to live in the same area as this person. I may even know them... :/
Damnit all you losers are so dumb... i posted this. who the hell keeps USED condom.... USE COMMEN SENSE, con damn wrappers. con damn wrappers
Why would you KEEP them in a bed side table? Do you not have a trash can? It's your own fault.
And it's disgusting.
Too funny too funny.
WTF is wrong with your mom dude..that's really weird
Huntsville, Alabama represent!
Probs trying to hide them from her religious mother? just a guess.
1013, I really hope you're right
Hahaha actually a funny one
Soooo grossssss. Why?!
Eww you should throw those out, they're not keepsakes!
Why the fuck would you keep those?! And second. Why would your mom touch them?! And third! Who would want to sleep with you for this?!
Why keep used condoms u sick fuck?!
Fuck the bible keep on having sex atleast you ate using protection unlike most of the texts u read here and tell your mom to get a grip what a uptight bitch
Does this freak collect used condoms or something?? Wtf
Owned but not really
Agrees, weird you keep them, but why the hell did your mom touch them?!?!?!
haha... well she certainly got her point across didn't she?
Ew on so many counts
Only in Alabama.... Anniston here.
Ew you keep used condoms?
Sayin bible is the middle of sex
Omg used condoms what the hell kind of girl would sleep with you after she saw them?
classic alabama...i miss home lol
yeee must be a nigga
Tell your insane mom that long term abstinence leads to vastly higher occurrences of prostate cancer.
that sounds like a weird fetish man but thats gross as hell
I do they're like memories
do you label them too? what night and who you used them with? \nthat's sick. you're sick.
Ok ew I really hope this is a typo