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  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:04pm

    How can someone be so happy about an anonymous post that says only "first"? No one knows or cares who submitted it, and it takes zero thought or intelligence. Quit forcing your stupidity and inanity on the rest of us.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:09pm

    TFLN lose of epicness, this text is laaaaaame

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:46pm

    5.29 ... a pube is still hair..

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:33pm

    moo? 

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:23am

    Whistler?? who is this1!!

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:03pm

    Balls and weiners!!!

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:26am

    Creeper

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:24pm

    i thought it was funny

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:50pm

    He's obviously referring to the length of his car.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:10am

    There was a text lime this awhile ago about birdseed on a car

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:19pm

    What's so creepy about it. It's not like he was stalking her...the hair was found in HIS car. You find a hair that's real long, it's kind of funny to see just how long it is.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:18am

    can someone get 5:04 some cream for his vagi-crease

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:19pm

    604, you're disappointing me

  • 40 50
    Submitted by shibbyalane on Jul 10, 10 at 12:34am

    Except it wasn't the hair on her head.. Pube hair. Siiiiick.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:38pm

    Let's go to Luckenback, Texas with Waylon and Willie.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:20pm

    5:04, i would like to marry you.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:46pm

    Ahhhh. You have the nicest hair... 

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:18pm

    504 fail. people say "first" just to piss you off, and they win.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:04pm

    That is beyond creepy

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:48pm

     boo!