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  • 45 16
    Submitted by whiteknave on Feb 15, 10 at 6:33pm
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    a) no such thing as a "horrible blow job".\nb) ask for a do-over.

  • 44 24
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 15, 10 at 6:34pm
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    maybe you should give him blowjobs til you get good at it. As a guy, i could care less about your card.

  • 41 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:46pm
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    So far I've jerked off six times today. I would have happily made it five and a bad bj. Bad or good, at least someone is sucking it!

  • 31 19
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 15, 10 at 11:52pm
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    Unless you decide to incorporate chewing in your routine(shudder), there's no such thing as a bad BJ. That said, if you feel really apologetic, nothing says "I'm sorry" like another BJ.

  • 28 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:00pm
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    Only bad blow job I've ever had was when she gagged and vomitted all over me.

  • 24 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:10pm
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    If 6:33 is very wrong, what constitues bad head? Like intentional use of teeth or something?

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:33pm
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    Haha. I'm sorry your valintines day sucked card. Win.

    • 20 16
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 15, 10 at 6:46pm
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      Haha, I'm sorry your spelling blows and you lack in wit.

  • 24 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:00am
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    Yeah, 11:02, because everyone from Miami is a dirty Cuban whore. Seriously?

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:02am
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    virgins stfu. there IS such thing as bad head. some girls can't keep the experienced cock up by giving head... If you don't believe me, you haven't had much sex/foreplay experience, go back to your lotion and your hand. Also, bigger girls use their mouths better. I'm not talkin hippos, but a girl with a lil weight knows how too use her mouth. Don't let this deceive you, skinny girls are better to fuck

  • 19 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:58pm
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    633 you are very... Very wrong.

  • 23 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:33pm
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    firssttt, omg so gayyyy <3

  • 19 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:12pm
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    9:00, did the warm vomit drenching your cock make you cum?

  • 14 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:31pm
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    Now ladies, bad head is better than no head, and you know what they say, practice makes perfect.

  • 13 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:30am
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    MIA!

  • 19 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:00pm
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    Umm try having a chick vomit on you... Yes there is bad head

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:58pm
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    In soviet Russia you'd have been made to do it again

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:02pm
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    From the 305! Obviously a dirty Cuban whore!

  • 4 3
    Submitted by donaldtrumph on Aug 8, 11 at 3:42pm
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    I like 8====D~~~O:

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