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  • Submitted by ifzombiesattack on Feb 9, 10 at 5:04pm

    Was the pizza good?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:00pm

    is anyone questioning why tourists are walking around with a camera at 3 am?

  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:34am

    Combine all the listed characteristics and you've created the perfect girl. Miami few

  • 83 74
    Submitted by hawks777031 on Feb 9, 10 at 7:27pm

    who texts and says they're with "friends"? nice try though

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:22pm

    Lol typical gangbang, one is crying, one throwing up, one passed out, and the other callin a taxi. Can I have your #?

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:32am

    Sounds like you're stuck with the bill...,

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:57am

    Tourists....? At 3 AM..?

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:20am

    へーー naw!

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:50pm

    niiicceeeee

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:52am

    Bc it was superbowl here morons

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:15pm

    To all those who say it's fake, you obviously don't know Mkami

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:08am

    You should bring your girlfriends and meet me in the hotel room.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by smishsm0shh on Feb 9, 10 at 9:41pm

    You only have 4 friends? hmm, I wonder who you're texting this to

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:03am

    Gotta love my home town. Big up Miami

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:04pm

    Only in miami

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:39pm

    Wow. What's sad is if that's in the mircle mile area I've def seen that lol or very very very similar

  • 78 87
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 9, 10 at 5:33pm

    I'm surprised this text didn't end with "please come get me," It has a similar format.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 9, 10 at 5:38pm

    This makes me want pizza. God it's good.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:40pm

    I love Florida!!!!

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:54pm

    @ 7:27 they could be like away at college and texting a bestfriend back home

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:04pm

    Lol

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:40pm

    if this is miami it's no fake

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:42pm

    Fake as fuck

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:41pm

    Miami or not, its fake. Tourists at 3am gave u away

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:20pm

    Pass the dutchie by the left hand side

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:53am

    Haha. Damn was this us bitches? Pitchy or catchyyyy

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:08pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:58am

    Oh Superbowl weekend. I love it here (:

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:14pm

    Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:51pm

    If this isn't fake, bad night

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:35am

    שלים

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:22am

    hahaha always seen in a group of girls

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:45pm

    Sounds like a gangbang to me...

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:07pm

    Mr. Z's, huh?? I'm headed back home to Key West now. Before I even read the zip it sounded like home!! Lmao. Only in Key West<3

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:00pm

    5:33 i think the please come get me is implied. In fact when I first saw your comment I had to tetras the text because I mentally replaced help me with come get me. Good catch!

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:21pm

    pics or it didn't happen.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:14pm

    Sounds like my idiot friends......

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:25am

    That's PG compaired to what I've seen in this town.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by greenie on Feb 9, 10 at 5:18pm

    ...that sounds exactly like my friday night

  • 57 83
    Submitted by ThatGuy222 on Feb 15, 10 at 1:45pm

    Steve's Pizza strikes again!

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:15pm

    He'll yea Miami!!! So typical of us xd

  • 56 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:13pm

    Lasers.

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:20pm

    In that town, that's almost not enough to warrant help...