Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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An angel cries cause they're not allowed to wack it.
Leave me alone I'm batin'!!!!
Photos? Didn't know Jesus walked the earth after cameras were invented.
You missed the small one on your pillowcase, there's really 21
Balls McLongcock says: Masturbation isn't a problem until you're masturbating to Jesus
If your friends know you masturbate too much and put multiple pictures of Jesus in your bedroom to stop you, THAT is a problem.
Catholics have a lot of kids because they aren't allowed non-procreative sex. That's also why the church bashes single women and homosexuals.
It's not a problem if you enjoy it and nobody's getting hurt.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Masturbation is only a problem if you are bad at it.
Jesus in 20 different positions?
You have too much time on your hands. Get a job.
Oh what kind of problem could there possibly be unless you go through the drywall? You went through the drywall, didn't you?
Every time you whack it, an angel cries.
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake...
Jeff you are awesome! I'm actually just reading these so I can see what you say about them all! Keep at it buddy!
4:05 haha kodak was invented In 246bc and Jesus just happen to be a kodak moment
Time to find a girlfriend....
Mormonism is the biggest crock of shit even invented....other than Scientology. these two belong in the dictionary under "Crazy fucktard people"
Catholics can't mastubate or have sex. That sucks. Is it a sin to be happy?
Time + lube = jizz.
3:38 props on the Idiocracy quote
Stereotyping an entire city isn't stupid? You really are stupid. Plus u just admitted your entire country is stupid. Fool
the area code is 801...utah. the person is mormon. I feel your pain.
Why is everyone assuming its a guy whacking away? That text was written by a girl!
Mormonism is the most ridiculous and easiest religion to prove wrong. What a joke.
Idk how there can be a 'problem' with masturbation. Unless something GOES wrong...
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate... He stares at his penis until he gets off-
7:40 Mormonism isn't a religion it the worlds largest cult they don't meet the criteria to be a religion
I just lost the game
Are people really making that big of a deal over the word use of 'photos'? Would 'oil canvas' be better for you? Can you get any more anal over something so trivial? Just take it as it is, and thats something that supposed to make you laugh.
Fuck you 8:17 fucking terrorist sack of shit
Omg if you care about it being real or fake why the fuck are you on this website?
Just cause I jerk off with a cheese grater doesn't mean I have a problem
Your whole country isn't full of idiots, just the majority of it, Who said anything about London?
Oh I get it! It's funny because the Catholic religion views masterbation as a sin so pictures of Jesus would make him feel guilty for doing it!
U yanks r so fucking stupid. U give yourselves such a bad image. Mainly fat stupid jerk offs. A photo of Jesus? Ha ur kidding me right? I'm embarrassed for you.
Jerkin' for Jesus is fun!
Masturbation is a problem if you're a social reject...
Charles Rutherford also says: if they stare at you too long while pleasing you smack then and tell them "no"
probaly the funniest one on here
Another "just because" tfln... Probably fake.
Don't worry I'm sure Jesus will forgive you. Afterall, everyone deserves a chance to be happy and do something they love.
Charles Rutherford says: you should ask Jesus for a handjob, b sure u make eye contact, our lord I'd watching.
3:46.... time = lube &/or jizz?
Girls arnt usualy as opened about it is men though...
8:17 i'm sorry would u rather us put pics of Allah? U mother fuckin terrorists piss me off
Photos of Jesus?
You americans are so fucking stupid!
Girls masturbate too, you know. Everyone just assumes the OP is male...
I didn't know any photos existed of Jesus.
Shiiiiiiit Jeff? Y u be trippen on dat ho man? U know dat skank ain't got no mo money fo u! Just back off and let yo bros handle dat bitch.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to masturbate. He is naturally hard as a rock dumbasses!
One time I was jerking off an then my cock started bleeding all over. Needless to say I finished off before dealing with the blood
If you guys are arguing about religion over tfln, you need a life.
That's pretty funny.
Secondly, 8:17 didn't say which religion that they were a part of, so it is unfair to assume that they are Muslim. There are more than just the monotheistic ones, you know.
Damn you Jeff. Damn you to hell.
Not everyone in 801 is Mormon you bunch of stereotypical morons... Not to mention you arguing or mentioning religion on tfln is the biggest fuckk g joke. Get a life dumbasses!
RE: You have too much time on your hands. Get a job.
a "hand Job" is a job WTF… the economy is terrible. I’m going to j/o, Bye
Sarre says believe in Jesus or you will have life abuse
No, 8:33, Islam is the worlds biggest cult. Nothing but a bunch of psychotic child fuckers living in the stone age. If there was ever an argument in favor of genocide...
Stupid, maybe. But after visiting London I would say that city is filled with some of the most judgemental, fattest, ugliest people I have ever seen. Also don't understand what isn't stupid about stereotyping a whole country.
Jesus pictures would definitely make me stop using a vibrator yikessss