Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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An angel cries cause they're not allowed to wack it.
Leave me alone I'm batin'!!!!
Photos? Didn't know Jesus walked the earth after cameras were invented.
You missed the small one on your pillowcase, there's really 21
Balls McLongcock says: Masturbation isn't a problem until you're masturbating to Jesus
If your friends know you masturbate too much and put multiple pictures of Jesus in your bedroom to stop you, THAT is a problem.
Catholics have a lot of kids because they aren't allowed non-procreative sex. That's also why the church bashes single women and homosexuals.
It's not a problem if you enjoy it and nobody's getting hurt.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Jesus in 20 different positions?
Masturbation is only a problem if you are bad at it.
You have too much time on your hands. Get a job.
Every time you whack it, an angel cries.
Oh what kind of problem could there possibly be unless you go through the drywall? You went through the drywall, didn't you?
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake...
Jeff you are awesome! I'm actually just reading these so I can see what you say about them all! Keep at it buddy!
4:05 haha kodak was invented In 246bc and Jesus just happen to be a kodak moment
Mormonism is the biggest crock of shit even invented....other than Scientology. these two belong in the dictionary under "Crazy fucktard people"
Time to find a girlfriend....
the area code is 801...utah. the person is mormon. I feel your pain.
Catholics can't mastubate or have sex. That sucks. Is it a sin to be happy?
3:38 props on the Idiocracy quote
Mormonism is the most ridiculous and easiest religion to prove wrong. What a joke.
Time + lube = jizz.
7:40 Mormonism isn't a religion it the worlds largest cult they don't meet the criteria to be a religion
Stereotyping an entire city isn't stupid? You really are stupid. Plus u just admitted your entire country is stupid. Fool
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate... He stares at his penis until he gets off-
Why is everyone assuming its a guy whacking away? That text was written by a girl!
Idk how there can be a 'problem' with masturbation. Unless something GOES wrong...
Omg if you care about it being real or fake why the fuck are you on this website?
Fuck you 8:17 fucking terrorist sack of shit
I just lost the game
Just cause I jerk off with a cheese grater doesn't mean I have a problem
Oh I get it! It's funny because the Catholic religion views masterbation as a sin so pictures of Jesus would make him feel guilty for doing it!
U yanks r so fucking stupid. U give yourselves such a bad image. Mainly fat stupid jerk offs. A photo of Jesus? Ha ur kidding me right? I'm embarrassed for you.
Are people really making that big of a deal over the word use of 'photos'? Would 'oil canvas' be better for you? Can you get any more anal over something so trivial? Just take it as it is, and thats something that supposed to make you laugh.
Jerkin' for Jesus is fun!
Your whole country isn't full of idiots, just the majority of it, Who said anything about London?
Another "just because" tfln... Probably fake.
Masturbation is a problem if you're a social reject...
probaly the funniest one on here
Charles Rutherford also says: if they stare at you too long while pleasing you smack then and tell them "no"
Charles Rutherford says: you should ask Jesus for a handjob, b sure u make eye contact, our lord I'd watching.
Don't worry I'm sure Jesus will forgive you. Afterall, everyone deserves a chance to be happy and do something they love.
Girls arnt usualy as opened about it is men though...
8:17 i'm sorry would u rather us put pics of Allah? U mother fuckin terrorists piss me off
Girls masturbate too, you know. Everyone just assumes the OP is male...
3:46.... time = lube &/or jizz?
I didn't know any photos existed of Jesus.
Photos of Jesus?
You americans are so fucking stupid!
Shiiiiiiit Jeff? Y u be trippen on dat ho man? U know dat skank ain't got no mo money fo u! Just back off and let yo bros handle dat bitch.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to masturbate. He is naturally hard as a rock dumbasses!
If you guys are arguing about religion over tfln, you need a life.
That's pretty funny.
Secondly, 8:17 didn't say which religion that they were a part of, so it is unfair to assume that they are Muslim. There are more than just the monotheistic ones, you know.
One time I was jerking off an then my cock started bleeding all over. Needless to say I finished off before dealing with the blood
Not everyone in 801 is Mormon you bunch of stereotypical morons... Not to mention you arguing or mentioning religion on tfln is the biggest fuckk g joke. Get a life dumbasses!
Damn you Jeff. Damn you to hell.
RE: You have too much time on your hands. Get a job.
a "hand Job" is a job WTF… the economy is terrible. I’m going to j/o, Bye
Sarre says believe in Jesus or you will have life abuse
No, 8:33, Islam is the worlds biggest cult. Nothing but a bunch of psychotic child fuckers living in the stone age. If there was ever an argument in favor of genocide...
Stupid, maybe. But after visiting London I would say that city is filled with some of the most judgemental, fattest, ugliest people I have ever seen. Also don't understand what isn't stupid about stereotyping a whole country.
Jesus pictures would definitely make me stop using a vibrator yikessss