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  • if this is from nova scotia.. ten bucks it was the dome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:14pm
  • regardless of whether he got his ass kicked or not - that would be pretty funny to hear/see

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:16am
  • bouncers can be such tools.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Fuckin' right that's Antigonish. Sounds like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:50am
  • that pisses me off....i'm a bouncer, and i SWEAR i made up that same line, been using it for over 7 years....that kid def got choked out though, hahaha....fyi, i'm at work right now, and some guys are close to leaving the hard way as we speak, they brought a fuckin steel drum street performer into the bar and told him it was ok to set up and play inside....what the fuck??? that being said, i should check on that situation now......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:58pm
  • How many of the bouncers posting on here are wearing gold chains?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Ha ha ha great minds think a like:-) totally the dome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:00am
  • you're a real dumbass if you challenge a bouncer without being able to back it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:50am
  • ^^^^^^Chances are, you're a tool ^^^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:32am
  • Chances are the guy who sent this text got his ass kicked. And when I was unfortunate enough to be a bouncer for 16 months, I was making $16.50 per hour. And earning it was the funnest part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:52am
  • straight legendary.

    Submitted by NataSept on Sep 19, 10 at 3:40am
  • lmao... thats awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:15pm
  • agreeing with 11:16. it would suck for that guy but it'd be funny as shit for everyone who heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:48am
  • awesome. I'm stealing this, if I ever need it. Most likely it will be tonight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:17pm
  • as a bartender, that is funny, funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:09pm
  • totally heard this line at the dome.... i want to know who posted this,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:43pm
  • dome FOR SURE maybe antigonish

    Submitted by canadian on Jan 26, 10 at 9:46am
  • i have a feeling this occured at the pub in antigonish... it just seems like it would

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Fucking wastes of skin! Bouncers if you're looking for a change of scenery then join the Halifax regional police... The force is predominately made up of you needle dicked fucks and you only need to complete a 6week information session to get in. So just practice spelling your name right and you should be gold;)

    Submitted by subtroubles on Mar 30, 10 at 12:12pm
  • A Nova Scotian texting a Torontonian... I feel like I should check my phone to see if I'm the 902 in this case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:56pm
  • I'm a bouncer, and I love this answer. Makes the night fun haha

    Submitted by kaspa87 on Jan 26, 11 at 11:07am
  • Haha I got a 902 number and from Toronto. Proper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:30pm
  • This sounds more like The Dome to me haha Ps do your homework, Dome bouncers get paid $9 an hour hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:29pm
  • ever think it might be the palace those under paid pricks always have something to prove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:10am
  • *slow clap* For salvaging an awful situation with a single line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Nova Scotia? Gotta be a Caper. Fuck the mainland.

    Submitted by EroticHillbilly on Jan 31, 11 at 1:55am
  • Ahh this is so the dome! They don't like to earn they're money!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:57pm
  • I fucking love how the two possibilities are the dome and antigonish.... So pat's place or pipers?

    Submitted by subtroubles on Mar 30, 10 at 12:05pm
  • hahaha, I was just going to say....night at the Dome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:58pm