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  • 58 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:01pm

    You're like the slutty version of the hamburglar.

  • 58 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:54am

    i live in gainesville. it is 352. aaannnddd i knew i loved these florida girls for some reason.

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:10am

    gotta love gators and jorts. ohhh for the love of gainesville!

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:34am

    area codes aren't limited to one city fucking retards

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:22pm

    the reason you are in your drought is because you are fat and just thinking about cheeseburgers

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:56am

    ive never even thought to ask a customer to fuck...

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:32pm

    I'll buy you a burger, wanna bang? :)

  • 39 32
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 8, 10 at 6:05am

    FUCK YEAH CUM GET THIS SPECIAL SAUCE 8=======D I  SLUTS

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:49am

    Have you ever been to Ogallala?

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:27pm

    only in gainesville would a whore fuck for a burger

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:43pm

    What sorority are you in?

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:02am

    ahhh good old orlando area how i love thee

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:41pm

    hahaha i say go for it and you're not a whore. you gotta meet guys somewhere.

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:26pm

    Definitely ACRs, not Gators

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:50am

    i'd tap her and watch the beer flow out of her

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:33pm

    des-par-ate with a capital D. get some self-respect. really. for a damn HAMBURGER?

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:16pm

    dude i would totally skrew him if he was hot...but if not then hope you get the burger

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:55pm

    352 is also Brooksville...look at a fucking area code map

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:22pm

    I'll give you more than a burger :b

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:53pm

    so I read this and thought, this sounds like something that would go down here in gainesville..then i read the area code...staying classy gville

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:26am

    cheeseburger dan strikes again!!!!!!!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:21pm

    right clermont? orlando. hahahaha home.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:11am

    352 can be from clarmont to Astor..i live in eustis..its 352,,as for 407 Orlando and surrounding city's..any cuties in these areas wanta hook up for some hamburger fun? hell i'll spring for taco bell...(im the biker dude with the long beard, on the green and white, dressed out cruiser..)

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:08am

    He's probably patting himself on the back about getting free burger too.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:02pm

    352 is half of freakin' north central Florida... and the rest is 386. Most of Alachua, Levy, Putnam, and Marion Counties are in 352... so it could be Chiefland, or Ocala, or Micanopy... well, maybe not Micanopy, unless they're by Cafe Risque...

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:48am

    might be apk to mount dora such dirty girls out here

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:31am

    woah there 9:33, it's not just for a hamburger. guess what? girls like sex too!

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:36am

    LMAO!!! This would be a 352 text!! Haha wouldn't surprise me if it was from the Eustis area!

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:16pm

    What is with that stupid "jorts" thing that gators haters think is so weird? You only pick at it cuz there's nothing better to do with your life. GO GATORS!!

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:01am

    typical gator...bet she was wearing jean shorts too...

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:04pm

    what makes you think he would give you anything if the sex is bad?

  • 34 43
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 5:55pm

    ew not classy

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:34pm

    gainesville's finest

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:27pm

    yeah since 352 is just gainseville you stuipid gator fucks

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:23pm

    this is good. real good! I met a guy at the drive thru last night too! But he had a wedding band on! wth!

  • 24 29
    Submitted by misty327 on Jun 1, 11 at 3:50am

    i love how everyone thinks this must be from a certain town because girls act lke this in their town well newsflash people there are slutty gurls in every town not just where u are and not just in Florida. Florida girls are awesome but this one should've asked for an order of dignity with that burger

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:49am

    definitely Clermont...girls around there are hoes for sure.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:35am

    I like how the Gators are so conceited they think that just cuz its 352 means it was Gainesville...

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:50am

    352 is spring hill, not gainseville :P i live here, i would know.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:05pm

    or a horrible love life

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:51pm

    what bad economy does to people....