the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
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You're like the slutty version of the hamburglar.
gotta love gators and jorts. ohhh for the love of gainesville!
ive never even thought to ask a customer to fuck...
the reason you are in your drought is because you are fat and just thinking about cheeseburgers
i live in gainesville. it is 352.
aaannnddd i knew i loved these florida girls for some reason.
What is with that stupid "jorts" thing that gators haters think is so weird? You only pick at it cuz there's nothing better to do with your life. GO GATORS!!
so I read this and thought, this sounds like something that would go down here in gainesville..then i read the area code...staying classy gville
only in gainesville would a whore fuck for a burger
Have you ever been to Ogallala?
area codes aren't limited to one city fucking retards
cheeseburger dan strikes again!!!!!!!
or a horrible love life
352 can be from clarmont to Astor..i live in eustis..its 352,,as for 407 Orlando and surrounding city's..any cuties in these areas wanta hook up for some hamburger fun? hell i'll spring for taco bell...(im the biker dude with the long beard, on the green and white, dressed out cruiser..)
I'll give you more than a burger :b
right clermont? orlando. hahahaha
FUCK YEAH CUM GET THIS SPECIAL SAUCE 8=======D I SLUTS
des-par-ate with a capital D.
get some self-respect. really. for a damn HAMBURGER?
ahhh good old orlando area how i love thee
typical gator...bet she was wearing jean shorts too...
what makes you think he would give you anything if the sex is bad?
yeah since 352 is just gainseville you stuipid gator fucks
What sorority are you in?
LMAO!!! This would be a 352 text!! Haha wouldn't surprise me if it was from the Eustis area!
what bad economy does to people....
I like how the Gators are so conceited they think that just cuz its 352 means it was Gainesville...
I'll buy you a burger, wanna bang? :)
definitely Clermont...girls around there are hoes for sure.
Definitely ACRs, not Gators
might be apk to mount dora such dirty girls out here
dude i would totally skrew him if he was hot...but if not then hope you get the burger
this is good. real good! I met a guy at the drive thru last night too! But he had a wedding band on! wth!
ew not classy
352 is also Brooksville...look at a fucking area code map
hahaha i say go for it and you're not a whore. you gotta meet guys somewhere.
He's probably patting himself on the back about getting free burger too.
i love how everyone thinks this must be from a certain town because girls act lke this in their town well newsflash people there are slutty gurls in every town not just where u are and not just in Florida. Florida girls are awesome but this one should've asked for an order of dignity with that burger
352 is spring hill, not gainseville :P i live here, i would know.
352 is half of freakin' north central Florida... and the rest is 386. Most of Alachua, Levy, Putnam, and Marion Counties are in 352... so it could be Chiefland, or Ocala, or Micanopy... well, maybe not Micanopy, unless they're by Cafe Risque...
woah there 9:33, it's not just for a hamburger. guess what? girls like sex too!
i'd tap her and watch the beer flow out of her