the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
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You're like the slutty version of the hamburglar.
gotta love gators and jorts. ohhh for the love of gainesville!
i live in gainesville. it is 352.
aaannnddd i knew i loved these florida girls for some reason.
ive never even thought to ask a customer to fuck...
the reason you are in your drought is because you are fat and just thinking about cheeseburgers
Have you ever been to Ogallala?
area codes aren't limited to one city fucking retards
only in gainesville would a whore fuck for a burger
352 can be from clarmont to Astor..i live in eustis..its 352,,as for 407 Orlando and surrounding city's..any cuties in these areas wanta hook up for some hamburger fun? hell i'll spring for taco bell...(im the biker dude with the long beard, on the green and white, dressed out cruiser..)
FUCK YEAH CUM GET THIS SPECIAL SAUCE 8=======D I SLUTS
What is with that stupid "jorts" thing that gators haters think is so weird? You only pick at it cuz there's nothing better to do with your life. GO GATORS!!
I'll give you more than a burger :b
cheeseburger dan strikes again!!!!!!!
so I read this and thought, this sounds like something that would go down here in gainesville..then i read the area code...staying classy gville
ahhh good old orlando area how i love thee
des-par-ate with a capital D.
get some self-respect. really. for a damn HAMBURGER?
right clermont? orlando. hahahaha
yeah since 352 is just gainseville you stuipid gator fucks
typical gator...bet she was wearing jean shorts too...
What sorority are you in?
what makes you think he would give you anything if the sex is bad?
I'll buy you a burger, wanna bang? :)
Definitely ACRs, not Gators
or a horrible love life
I like how the Gators are so conceited they think that just cuz its 352 means it was Gainesville...
dude i would totally skrew him if he was hot...but if not then hope you get the burger
might be apk to mount dora such dirty girls out here
ew not classy
definitely Clermont...girls around there are hoes for sure.
352 is also Brooksville...look at a fucking area code map
LMAO!!! This would be a 352 text!! Haha wouldn't surprise me if it was from the Eustis area!
what bad economy does to people....
hahaha i say go for it and you're not a whore. you gotta meet guys somewhere.
this is good. real good! I met a guy at the drive thru last night too! But he had a wedding band on! wth!
He's probably patting himself on the back about getting free burger too.
i love how everyone thinks this must be from a certain town because girls act lke this in their town well newsflash people there are slutty gurls in every town not just where u are and not just in Florida. Florida girls are awesome but this one should've asked for an order of dignity with that burger
352 is spring hill, not gainseville :P i live here, i would know.
352 is half of freakin' north central Florida... and the rest is 386. Most of Alachua, Levy, Putnam, and Marion Counties are in 352... so it could be Chiefland, or Ocala, or Micanopy... well, maybe not Micanopy, unless they're by Cafe Risque...
i'd tap her and watch the beer flow out of her
woah there 9:33, it's not just for a hamburger. guess what? girls like sex too!