I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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The rest of this text read "...I made eye contact with him too. He smiled at me and I smiled back. He closed his eyes and his lips met mine..."
In soviet Russia, balls make eye contact with you
you better not have looked at him back
hope he the doctor didn't say "drop trou" first, my doctor always says that. not cool
3:12, you're telling the joke wrong. It's way funnier if you start it with "So I'm balls-deep in this guy..."
Did he at least buy you a drink?
I bet they warmed the lube first too. you loved it.
Did he ask you to turn your head and cough too?
I love the warm lube. I'm just glad it was a chick who did the ultrasound on my balls.
if eye contact was the only thing.. bad night.
6:01 pm did she give you her number?
@5:51 - nut cancer is one thing they can check with an ultrasound on your balls. Another is a varicocele: varicose veins in your nutsack. I had a hot 24-year-old chick check mine, and asked for her phone number. Then I went home and told the wife about it.
TFLN IS FOR THE GHEYS
haha who would call this a good night?
That sucks. A girl did mine, and she was hot.
i had this, but it was a woman.
45, wrinkly, 40 lbs overweight.
Must have been a really good homoerotic moment for ya cowboy
Stomp on his eyes
Do some cock pushups it'll make your balls strong too
Urban Dictionary thinks ultrasound can mean cumming on someone and then rubbing your dick in it.
That's when you state him in the eye and cum buckets
My doctor shoved a q-tip in the head of my dick u want to talk about not cool.
never make eye contact
i got my giblets ultrasounded last year, luckily i had a woman nurse. but my father was also in the room
i had an ultra sound on my heart last week, can't imagine one on my balls
I hope he at least bought you dinner. Homo
this gave me a boner.
3:36. It's call EYE contact retard.
All I ever do ball ultrasounds on are old guys and ugly mexicans... But I've always hoped i would get a cute one and he would want my number afters
hahaha I had one done on my balls too. The "nurse" if you can call him that was a HUGE dude. I had my hands covering my asshole the entire time.
I was asked to hold my dick up out of the way. I was so glad it was a woman. Lasts a long time.
Had 1. First hot chic. All good. 2. Doogie howser. Not cool
Eye contact doesn't mean the guy looked at his balls. It means he looked him in the eye. Hello.
Soooo fucking what? You think you sound all witty and insinuative by saying "He made eye contact". Stupid.
You were violated. But that still doesn't make getting hard ok.
Same. Did she have you hold your dong up and out of the way with a towel?
I would rather have him make eye contact to see what he is doing, other then guessing where to put it.. My opinion
Tfln is for the gays
that must have been awkward
Ohhhh god, same exact thing happened to me!!! No joke.
My girlfriend did mine... before she was my girlfriend.