I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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The rest of this text read "...I made eye contact with him too. He smiled at me and I smiled back. He closed his eyes and his lips met mine..."
In soviet Russia, balls make eye contact with you
hope he the doctor didn't say "drop trou" first, my doctor always says that. not cool
you better not have looked at him back
Did he at least buy you a drink?
if eye contact was the only thing.. bad night.
3:12, you're telling the joke wrong. It's way funnier if you start it with "So I'm balls-deep in this guy..."
Did he ask you to turn your head and cough too?
I love the warm lube. I'm just glad it was a chick who did the ultrasound on my balls.
I bet they warmed the lube first too. you loved it.
6:01 pm did she give you her number?
TFLN IS FOR THE GHEYS
haha who would call this a good night?
Must have been a really good homoerotic moment for ya cowboy
@5:51 - nut cancer is one thing they can check with an ultrasound on your balls. Another is a varicocele: varicose veins in your nutsack. I had a hot 24-year-old chick check mine, and asked for her phone number. Then I went home and told the wife about it.
Do some cock pushups it'll make your balls strong too
That's when you state him in the eye and cum buckets
Urban Dictionary thinks ultrasound can mean cumming on someone and then rubbing your dick in it.
never make eye contact
i had this, but it was a woman.
45, wrinkly, 40 lbs overweight.
I was asked to hold my dick up out of the way. I was so glad it was a woman. Lasts a long time.
That sucks. A girl did mine, and she was hot.
My doctor shoved a q-tip in the head of my dick u want to talk about not cool.
I hope he at least bought you dinner. Homo
i got my giblets ultrasounded last year, luckily i had a woman nurse. but my father was also in the room
Stomp on his eyes
i had an ultra sound on my heart last week, can't imagine one on my balls
3:36. It's call EYE contact retard.
All I ever do ball ultrasounds on are old guys and ugly mexicans... But I've always hoped i would get a cute one and he would want my number afters
this gave me a boner.
hahaha I had one done on my balls too. The "nurse" if you can call him that was a HUGE dude. I had my hands covering my asshole the entire time.
You were violated. But that still doesn't make getting hard ok.
Had 1. First hot chic. All good. 2. Doogie howser. Not cool
that must have been awkward
Same. Did she have you hold your dong up and out of the way with a towel?
Soooo fucking what? You think you sound all witty and insinuative by saying "He made eye contact". Stupid.
Tfln is for the gays
Eye contact doesn't mean the guy looked at his balls. It means he looked him in the eye. Hello.
I would rather have him make eye contact to see what he is doing, other then guessing where to put it.. My opinion
Ohhhh god, same exact thing happened to me!!! No joke.
My girlfriend did mine... before she was my girlfriend.