dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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I can relate. I let a guy fuck me with a light saber...
Oh Luke, you nut!
Who let Rosie O 'Donald post a text on this site??
you people are so dumb. if she masturbates, how does that make her a whore ?
I'm not surprised that this would be true, but what sort of circumstances would lead to you texting it to someone else?
perhaps she didn't want a friend/guest snooping in her room and said it just to gross him/her out?
Well then I'm definitely touching everything in your room that is phallus shaped.
Roomie asks, "why does my tower fan blow a fishy smell"?!
Hahah godddd everyone who commented on this needs to smoke a blunt
In soviet Russia you put vagina shaped things in your phallus
I'm twelve years old. What is this?
12:08 fuck you get off of this site
i love all of you. the comments are almost always better than the actual text.\nALSO: the irrelevant yet ever-present outdated soviet russia jokes are the cherry on top.
I love how 4:14 is telling someone to correct their "grammar" when they can't even spell it correctly.
Horny white sorority girls rock!!!!!!!!
Just an honest girl :)
3:51- are you serious? Like are you illiterate? Can you learn proper grammer before you ever write something down again please?
You obviously didn't figure out what a homophone is. See, a homophone is a word that sounds the same but is spelled differently and has a different meaning. For example, "herd" and "heard" are pronounced the same, but have different meanings. I intentionally used other homophones because I thought people would understand. Sadly, you did not.
And, in response to your questions: I was not being serious, I was being ironic. No, I am not "like illiterate." I understand proper "grammer" [sic].
Have any if you herd of disintary
Have you "herd" of a homophone? Their (there) cool. Google it, so ewe can sea what eye am talking about. You might learn something.
the thumbs up and thumbs down icons need to show up next to replies. this would most certainly get the thumbs up from me
The girls calling her a whore are all just very scared she is hotter than them, and however
valid this fear may be they should probably not
voice it, Awesome text. 4:14 that was hilarious.
956 will u marry me lol
Star Wars themed wedding?
No not whore...maybe she needs a man :p
Boom boom boom boom,, i want u in my room
I'd put the lead singer from RAUX in my Vagina.
Props for the [sic]. It makes me happy that you said it, although whoever you were talking to probably missed the significance.
5:29 yes you are!
4:14 is my hero!
2:30. Why does this relate to horny white sorority girls? WTF is your prob?
I love guys!!!!!!!!!!
4:14-are you serious? Like are you illiterate? Could you please use proper GRAMMAR and while you're at it, never post again? Thanks.
Same rules apply in my room
hahaha this is such a clusterfuck of angry comments.. with ANONYMOUS ppl cool guys .. cook
9:39.....FUCK YES. i wish i personally knew you
4:34 ok then I'm "12 and a virgin" because I don't.
I love how this is evened out between "good night" and "bad night"
4:14 you're retarded. What 3:51 said was satirical. God if you're going to criticize someone at least be an iota more intelligent than he or she is. Also, I love this text with all my heart and vagina.
Fucking gross. Loose much?
I wouldn't even go in there after that haha
Hahaha, you rock. Reppin MA.
*phallic...i hate to oorrecrt people on a website like this. However, it's super annoying when some gi thinks she is super smart and says a completely made up word to try to be witty.
phallus is a proper word.. it may just not be used properly in this sentence. also it seems like you love to correct people.
4:02 youre 12 and a virgin if you don't know what a phallus is.
Y'all are stupid. 4:14 spelled everything wrong on purpose. It's not funny now that I had to explain it.
Wow, this sounds familiar..
You should be embarrased. 978 is MA and we should kick you out
Wtf is a phallus
939 and 219... it's o'donnell not donald... if ur gonna try to be funny at least get the names right
Points to dead boyfriend lying half-hidden behind couch
I'll be your boy toy