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  • Submitted by zombies on Feb 18, 10 at 9:56am

    I can relate. I let a guy fuck me with a light saber...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:39am

    Who let Rosie O 'Donald post a text on this site??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01am

    you people are so dumb. if she masturbates, how does that make her a whore ?

  • 97 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:29am

    Well then I'm definitely touching everything in your room that is phallus shaped.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:35am

    In soviet Russia you put vagina shaped things in your phallus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:44am

    Roomie asks, "why does my tower fan blow a fishy smell"?!

  • 80 57
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 1:02pm

    I'm not surprised that this would be true, but what sort of circumstances would lead to you texting it to someone else?

    • 57 63
      Submitted by asher_iii on Feb 18, 10 at 8:34pm

      perhaps she didn't want a friend/guest snooping in her room and said it just to gross him/her out?

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 18, 10 at 9:33am

    Sweet...Wait....What?

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:30pm

    Horny white sorority girls rock!!!!!!!!

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:08pm

    I'm twelve years old. What is this?

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:34pm

    Hahah godddd everyone who commented on this needs to smoke a blunt

  • 79 86
    Submitted by anonymous8000 on Feb 18, 10 at 8:58pm

    i love all of you. the comments are almost always better than the actual text.\nALSO: the irrelevant yet ever-present outdated soviet russia jokes are the cherry on top.

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:30am

    No not whore...maybe she needs a man :p

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:08pm

    5:29 yes you are!

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:53am

    Boom boom boom boom,, i want u in my room

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:46am

    I love guys!!!!!!!!!!

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:39pm

    Just an honest girl :)

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:37pm

    I love how 4:14 is telling someone to correct their "grammar" when they can't even spell it correctly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:09am

    Have any if you herd of disintary

    • 62 62
      Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 18, 10 at 3:51pm

      Have you "herd" of a homophone? Their (there) cool. Google it, so ewe can sea what eye am talking about. You might learn something.

      • 70 66
        Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Feb 18, 10 at 4:05pm

        the thumbs up and thumbs down icons need to show up next to replies. this would most certainly get the thumbs up from me

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:34pm

    Same rules apply in my room

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:43am

    4:14-are you serious? Like are you illiterate? Could you please use proper GRAMMAR and while you're at it, never post again? Thanks.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:56am

    956 will u marry me lol

    • 79 55
      Submitted by zombies on Feb 18, 10 at 11:28am

      Star Wars themed wedding?

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:19pm

    9:39.....FUCK YES. i wish i personally knew you

  • 55 58
    Submitted by ok_comp on Aug 13, 10 at 11:18am

    Wow, this sounds familiar..

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:29pm

    4:34 ok then I'm "12 and a virgin" because I don't.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:46am

    I'd put the lead singer from RAUX in my Vagina.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:06am

    The girls calling her a whore are all just very scared she is hotter than them, and however valid this fear may be they should probably not voice it, Awesome text. 4:14 that was hilarious.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:52pm

    12:08 fuck you get off of this site

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:17am

    Ew.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:14pm

    3:51- are you serious? Like are you illiterate? Can you learn proper grammer before you ever write something down again please?

    • 43 67
      Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 18, 10 at 10:58pm

      You obviously didn't figure out what a homophone is. See, a homophone is a word that sounds the same but is spelled differently and has a different meaning. For example, "herd" and "heard" are pronounced the same, but have different meanings. I intentionally used other homophones because I thought people would understand. Sadly, you did not.

      • 50 71
        Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01pm

        And, in response to your questions: I was not being serious, I was being ironic. No, I am not "like illiterate." I understand proper "grammer" [sic].

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:13pm

    Y'all are stupid. 4:14 spelled everything wrong on purpose. It's not funny now that I had to explain it.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:22pm

    4:14 is my hero!

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:41am

    I wouldn't even go in there after that haha

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:16pm

    4:14 you're retarded. What 3:51 said was satirical. God if you're going to criticize someone at least be an iota more intelligent than he or she is. Also, I love this text with all my heart and vagina.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:18am

    Fucking gross. Loose much?

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:28am

    Props for the [sic]. It makes me happy that you said it, although whoever you were talking to probably missed the significance.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Jjhamon on Mar 4, 10 at 7:51am

    I love how this is evened out between "good night" and "bad night"

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:26pm

    *phallic...i hate to oorrecrt people on a website like this. However, it's super annoying when some gi thinks she is super smart and says a completely made up word to try to be witty.

    • 39 71
      Submitted by ledbasedpaint on Feb 18, 10 at 6:18pm

      phallus is a proper word.. it may just not be used properly in this sentence. also it seems like you love to correct people.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by enoxxx on Dec 17, 10 at 10:48pm

    german!!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 18, 10 at 2:17am

    Points to dead boyfriend lying half-hidden behind couch

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:52pm

    Hahaha, you rock. Reppin MA.

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:31am

    That's gross

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:43am

    2:30. Why does this relate to horny white sorority girls? WTF is your prob?

  • 41 61
    Submitted by superbassman on May 29, 10 at 8:38am

    I'll be your boy toy

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:34pm

    4:02 youre 12 and a virgin if you don't know what a phallus is.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:48pm

    hahaha this is such a clusterfuck of angry comments.. with ANONYMOUS ppl cool guys .. cook

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01pm

    You should be embarrased. 978 is MA and we should kick you out

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:22pm

    939 and 219... it's o'donnell not donald... if ur gonna try to be funny at least get the names right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:02pm

    Wtf is a phallus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:24am

    Total whore