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  • I can relate. I let a guy fuck me with a light saber...

    Submitted by zombies on Feb 18, 10 at 9:56am
  • Who let Rosie O 'Donald post a text on this site??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:39am
  • you people are so dumb. if she masturbates, how does that make her a whore ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01am
  • Sweet...Wait....What?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 18, 10 at 9:33am
  • I'm not surprised that this would be true, but what sort of circumstances would lead to you texting it to someone else?

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 1:02pm
    • perhaps she didn't want a friend/guest snooping in her room and said it just to gross him/her out?

      Submitted by asher_iii on Feb 18, 10 at 8:34pm
  • Well then I'm definitely touching everything in your room that is phallus shaped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:29am
  • Hahah godddd everyone who commented on this needs to smoke a blunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Roomie asks, "why does my tower fan blow a fishy smell"?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:44am
  • In soviet Russia you put vagina shaped things in your phallus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:35am
  • I'm twelve years old. What is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:08pm
  • 12:08 fuck you get off of this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:52pm
  • I love how 4:14 is telling someone to correct their "grammar" when they can't even spell it correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:37pm
  • Horny white sorority girls rock!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:30pm
  • i love all of you. the comments are almost always better than the actual text.\nALSO: the irrelevant yet ever-present outdated soviet russia jokes are the cherry on top.

    Submitted by anonymous8000 on Feb 18, 10 at 8:58pm
  • 3:51- are you serious? Like are you illiterate? Can you learn proper grammer before you ever write something down again please?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:14pm
    • You obviously didn't figure out what a homophone is. See, a homophone is a word that sounds the same but is spelled differently and has a different meaning. For example, "herd" and "heard" are pronounced the same, but have different meanings. I intentionally used other homophones because I thought people would understand. Sadly, you did not.

      Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 18, 10 at 10:58pm
      • And, in response to your questions: I was not being serious, I was being ironic. No, I am not "like illiterate." I understand proper "grammer" [sic].

        Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01pm
  • That's gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:31am
  • Have any if you herd of disintary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:09am
    • Have you "herd" of a homophone? Their (there) cool. Google it, so ewe can sea what eye am talking about. You might learn something.

      Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 18, 10 at 3:51pm
      • the thumbs up and thumbs down icons need to show up next to replies. this would most certainly get the thumbs up from me

        Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Feb 18, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Boom boom boom boom,, i want u in my room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:53am
  • 956 will u marry me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:56am
  • No not whore...maybe she needs a man :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:30am
  • Just an honest girl :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:39pm
  • The girls calling her a whore are all just very scared she is hotter than them, and however valid this fear may be they should probably not voice it, Awesome text. 4:14 that was hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:06am
  • I'd put the lead singer from RAUX in my Vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:46am
  • 2:30. Why does this relate to horny white sorority girls? WTF is your prob?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:43am
  • Props for the [sic]. It makes me happy that you said it, although whoever you were talking to probably missed the significance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:28am
  • 4:14 is my hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:22pm
  • 5:29 yes you are!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:08pm
  • I love guys!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:46am
  • 9:39.....FUCK YES. i wish i personally knew you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:19pm
  • 4:14-are you serious? Like are you illiterate? Could you please use proper GRAMMAR and while you're at it, never post again? Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:43am
  • I love how this is evened out between "good night" and "bad night"

    Submitted by Jjhamon on Mar 4, 10 at 7:51am
  • Ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:17am
  • Same rules apply in my room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:34pm
  • 4:34 ok then I'm "12 and a virgin" because I don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:29pm
  • Fucking gross. Loose much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:18am
  • 4:14 you're retarded. What 3:51 said was satirical. God if you're going to criticize someone at least be an iota more intelligent than he or she is. Also, I love this text with all my heart and vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:16pm
  • hahaha this is such a clusterfuck of angry comments.. with ANONYMOUS ppl cool guys .. cook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:48pm
  • I wouldn't even go in there after that haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:41am
  • *phallic...i hate to oorrecrt people on a website like this. However, it's super annoying when some gi thinks she is super smart and says a completely made up word to try to be witty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:26pm
    • phallus is a proper word.. it may just not be used properly in this sentence. also it seems like you love to correct people.

      Submitted by ledbasedpaint on Feb 18, 10 at 6:18pm
  • Y'all are stupid. 4:14 spelled everything wrong on purpose. It's not funny now that I had to explain it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:13pm
  • 4:02 youre 12 and a virgin if you don't know what a phallus is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Hahaha, you rock. Reppin MA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:52pm
  • You should be embarrased. 978 is MA and we should kick you out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Wow, this sounds familiar..

    Submitted by ok_comp on Aug 13, 10 at 11:18am
  • Wtf is a phallus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:02pm
  • german!!

    Submitted by enoxxx on Dec 17, 10 at 10:48pm
  • 939 and 219... it's o'donnell not donald... if ur gonna try to be funny at least get the names right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Points to dead boyfriend lying half-hidden behind couch

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 18, 10 at 2:17am
  • I'll be your boy toy

    Submitted by superbassman on May 29, 10 at 8:38am
  • Total whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:24am