when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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I know no one is gonna get it so before you go all crazy there talking about sperm not literally dead babies. So everyone calm the fuck down
I'm pretty sure they're talking about dead baby jokes.
2:10 I've actually heard of jerking it as crankig out some knuckle babies, in reference to sperm, so fuck yourself. Amazing
This guy is definately a US marine, relationships actually are based on dead babies... Semper Devil.
You're fucked up and this is NOT funny
Well this sounds exactly like what I did to my ex last night I told her I dont want her in my life...I told her we were done. She was pregnant had miscariage, and she was at a party yet I still kno she loves me.
Fuck the Russia guy before he say something dumb
this is fucking hilarious... they got wasted had a one night stand and an abortion... and are still able to joke around im ordering the shirt
Haha ruining themselves with fire water? HAHA
In Soviet Russia, vodka is number one, you are my number TWO!
who would post such a disgusting thing? this person clearly does not respect the gift of life ands is ruining themselves with fire water !!!!
How many dead babies does it take to make a roof?
It depends on how thin you cut them lol
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Dear 537,\n\nPlease kill yourself.
1:14 that's the dumbest thing I've read in a long time! Since it takes sperm and an egg to make a baby why would anyone refer to sperm as dead babies? Amazing