just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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Not only is this probably the best one i've read, furthermore... the irony that she used the word 'dumped' and broke up with him in a text.... after scooping the poop out of the bidet. Epic.
it was a once in a lifetime opportunity what can i say haha i had to take it
the only thing that would make this funnier is if it were sent from a guy to a girl.
um im pretty sure she was too pissed at me to throw in a clever pun like that haha
girls dont poop 1122
ha ha fuck yes 12:22. but this site is why i've been performing poorly at work the past week
i don't understand how no one has asked this question: Why does your DAD have a bidet?
oops I meant isnt a guy. lol
11:12 #2 that was you lololololol nice
hahahahah you're not SUPPOSE to poop in it
I hope it was a solid shit..
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP!
did the bidet have a air dryer.. cuz then the poop would have crusted.
12:22 thats exactly what i'm doing now, wasting time at work
No pun intended, (905)?
who says this ISNT a girl?
you'd have to be pretty wasted to mistake a bidet for a toilet. and have no senseof smell to realise something want right afterwards.
HAHAHAHAHA drunk much??
the thing that shoots water up your bum after you poop.... google it lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god.
fail on the op's significant other's part. oh god.
1214 no of course not. that just takes too long
DUMPED FOR TAKING A DUMP LOL
Hell yes this shit keeps me occupied at work cuz my work blocks facebook :P
high school kids... back to fmylife with you!
are you all honestly in high school? this site hit high schools or middle schools? seems like that. who asks what a bidet is. go back to class little ones. this is for people who have to waste time at work
OH that thing. how do you poop in that...?
If she types like that, dude, you're better off without her.
anyone who has a bidet deserves it.
just my two cents.
btw your dumped...haahhahahahahha
That's some funny shit
um you sit on it and push.......
@11:22 that's what I thought it was when I first read it lol
Does no one ever talk on the phone these days?
11:59 - a lot of people in france use them (they are a french thing oddly enough :P) both men and women.... maybe her dad is french?? or likes his ass to be clean??
See Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer. Who shit in the bidet? Read the book!