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  • Not only is this probably the best one i've read, furthermore... the irony that she used the word 'dumped' and broke up with him in a text.... after scooping the poop out of the bidet. Epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:10pm
  • it was a once in a lifetime opportunity what can i say haha i had to take it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:22pm
  • the only thing that would make this funnier is if it were sent from a guy to a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:22pm
  • um im pretty sure she was too pissed at me to throw in a clever pun like that haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:12pm
  • girls dont poop 1122

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:32pm
  • ha ha fuck yes 12:22. but this site is why i've been performing poorly at work the past week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:51pm
  • oops I meant isnt a guy. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:02pm
  • i don't understand how no one has asked this question: Why does your DAD have a bidet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:59pm
  • hahahahah you're not SUPPOSE to poop in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:09pm
  • I hope it was a solid shit..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:21pm
  • YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:32am
  • did the bidet have a air dryer.. cuz then the poop would have crusted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:10pm
  • 11:12 #2 that was you lololololol nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Pun intended?hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:12am
  • No pun intended, (905)?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 12:22 thats exactly what i'm doing now, wasting time at work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:35pm
  • who says this ISNT a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:02pm
  • you'd have to be pretty wasted to mistake a bidet for a toilet. and have no senseof smell to realise something want right afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:21am
  • HAHAHAHAHA drunk much??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:02pm
  • the thing that shoots water up your bum after you poop.... google it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:07pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god. fail on the op's significant other's part. oh god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:21am
  • 1214 no of course not. that just takes too long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:21am
  • DUMPED FOR TAKING A DUMP LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:20am
  • Hell yes this shit keeps me occupied at work cuz my work blocks facebook :P high school kids... back to fmylife with you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:05pm
  • are you all honestly in high school? this site hit high schools or middle schools? seems like that. who asks what a bidet is. go back to class little ones. this is for people who have to waste time at work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:22pm
  • OH that thing. how do you poop in that...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:07pm
  • If she types like that, dude, you're better off without her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:38pm
  • HAHHAHAHAH anyone who has a bidet deserves it. just my two cents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:50am
  • btw your dumped...haahhahahahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:07pm
  • That's some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:58pm
  • um you sit on it and push.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:08pm
  • @11:22 that's what I thought it was when I first read it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:23am
  • Does no one ever talk on the phone these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:14am
  • 11:59 - a lot of people in france use them (they are a french thing oddly enough :P) both men and women.... maybe her dad is french?? or likes his ass to be clean??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:10am
  • See Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer. Who shit in the bidet? Read the book!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:10pm
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