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  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:50pm

    434 14 was the age...college baseball player helps..that and looks

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:39pm

    Wasn't you 2:30 I can guarantee it, but HA might want to keep those legs closed

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:43pm

    228 No actually I have slept with well over 150 women and girls that fuck around have low self esteem and shouldn't be having sex if they can't treat themselves with respect

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:47pm

    i wish i were u 12:33

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:19pm

    girl who thinks this text is about her.... it's not something for YOU to 'lol' about.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:29pm

    If he can't get any all he has to do is find this girl, problem solved

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:28pm

    2.16 that's fucking ridiculous. A girl that fucks a group of people isn't mature enough to be getting married and having kids, sure, but who the fuck wants to be? You're only young once. Can you just not get any?

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm

    average age is 14? Yet 90 % of texts are bar and college related....something doesn't ad up.....

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:54pm

    Not all basketball players are ghetto bitch

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:17pm

    "I'll tip her!!" -- continuing Boondock Saints Tell me this chick's name wasn't Corinne?? Our whole group has been in this scenario... Thank god I was only the 2nd... out of like 5 or 6. Get tested either way.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:57pm

    College+Baseball+Rohypnol = 150!

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm

    there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:36pm

    i understand that a girl is in the room with more than one guy and all the guys realize they've all fucked her. big deal. only an insecure guy is going to feel awkward if a girl has slept with someone other than him.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:43 Get a life, let it go. This is fucking tfln!

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:59pm

    Gotta love this text, the funiest part would be if that girl was 'taking it slow' with her new bf heheheheh! but in all fairness this could happen to lots of girls, it may only be 4 or 5 guys in the room. how many girls haven't had 4 or 5 bfs??

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:35pm

    I think we are all in 12:33s vagina right now

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:23pm

    to the baseball player: I know what you mean. Clear chasers

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:00pm

    Boondock Saints is an amazing movie

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:19pm

    WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:33am

    her mother must be so proud, which one of you is the daddy???

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:15pm

    is this guy serious?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:45am

    9:26 I would love to see your retarded ass try to play if you think it is that easy. I am already putting money down, you dont touch 1 pitch

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm

    lets do the math 25, lose virginity at 15 (being generous) 10 years of fucking, 15 girls per year, doable, but highly unlikely. I say this because I have crushed 100s of pussies. By hundreds I mean neighborhood of 20.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:41pm

    haha yeah this happened one time with my ex when we went out to dinner with a few friends. the funny part is that she told me i slept around a lot. sometimes i really miss the slut.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:53pm

    Wasn't Corinne dude, as the original poster I know exactly who you're talking about haha

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17pm

    hahahah 1:08, nice Boondock Saints reference... I killed your cat, you druggie bitch...

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:52pm

    baseball players get laid?

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:17pm

    2:43 this is not the place to vent about your sexual insecurities. Seriously 150? Either you're lying, a HUGE player, or way too old to be on TFLN

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:43am

    when to hit and run, what pitch is going to be thrown a slider fastball change, where do we position for each hitter, what base are we throwing to on a double? Beyond that name another sport where you fail 7 out of 10 times and are a hall of famer. You dumb ass...maybe it is over your head. or your a soccer player, so both would fit

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:26am

    yes baseball is like a chess game. Should I hit the ball? Maybe a bunt? Let me run in this pre-designated path to the big white bag that marks where I stop. Thinking that baseball is a mental sport is proof that you sir are retarded.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:12pm

    the fact that I respond when challenged makes me an adult. I correct the record. If you read the thread then you would see the train of thought. I mean if you can..

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:48pm

    243 has had sex with 150 women but thinks women who have sex with multiple partners over the course of their lives are whores with low self esteem? 243 is a 13 year old virgin

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:40pm

    4:34 who the hell are you talking to??

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:04pm

    12:36 u also have to take into consideration how many guys there were in the room. been in the same situation though, except she was going out with the dude while she had fucked every other guy in the room. she hadn't told anyone bc he went to a different college so we did everything we could not to lose it.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:38pm

    i normally give the next guy pointers

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:53pm

    you need a brain to hit a ball and run in a circle?

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:34pm

    12:33 you are obviously too retarded to understand what is actually taking place, or a woman, either way, same result.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:55pm

    it's that knowing look between all the guys that know in the room. minus the current boyfriend. it would make it awkward for him. the girl will probably play it off as "friends"

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm

    12:36 - Fuck off you happy go-lucky wanker.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:24pm

    Seriously - wajt is the average age on this site - guessing 14-16. "No, actually i have slept with over 150 women" haha what a joke. Guarntee he is 12 years old

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:08pm

    I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin into 9 guys you fucked 12:33

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:58pm

    I think that was Easy E...

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:59pm

    i love it when this happens to me, i get wet knowing i've conquered a room of men

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:14pm

    Oh, and long live 416 whores!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:11pm

    only had this happen twice. Once while smoking at a park with three friends. and then again at a different friends house drinking with like six of his friends. (2 different girls) more funny than awkward we were laughing at how desperate they were

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:52am

    baseball is 90% mental. Very little act and react. Hitting a baseball has been proven to be the hardest thing in any sport to do

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:56pm

    Why did the women pour mouthwash on his penis? So she would had good breath when she was done.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:19pm

    3:16, words to live by haha

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:26pm

    2:13 nobody likes a liar

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:40pm

    12:39 you're right on the money, he had no idea haha

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:39pm

    i don't think the guy feels awkward because she has slept with other people. i think all the guys who have slept with her are now meeting her new boyfriend so its like "hey, we've all slept with your girlfriend.. nice to meet you" and that is awkward

  • 45 54
    Submitted by pamelamess on Jun 18, 10 at 7:37pm

    11:03 come on. my boyfriend is a hockey player and he has a body like a fucking god, thanks.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:28pm

    If the average age is 14-16 then I want what bars these kids are getting in

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:49pm

    this reps the 416 so well i love toronto lmao

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:08am

    its a DIAMOND. but I too don't understand 11:05's aregument. See ball, hit ball, run. See ball, run, catch. Throw if neccesary. 5 year olds play it

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:00pm

    hahahah 2:45, scrubs reference?

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:16pm

    12:42 i love that song

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:50pm

    348 it turns me on when a guy uses LOGIC.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:29pm

    C'monnnn 2:13...you can't call "Win" on your own status. That's just sad.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:49pm

    12:33 grow up? Really? In what place would it not be awkward to have a girl walk into a room full of guys all of which she's banged, with her new bf in tow.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:01pm

    she smashed the homies!!!!!! danger style

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:22pm

    4:11pm How is 25 too old to appreciate funny shit? I'm 26 with a good sense of humor and this site, most of the time, cracks me up. Not to mention the silly ass arguments people get into. A sense of humor should be the only pre-requisite for this site.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:13pm

    Had the opposite happen. Walked into a bar with a new gf and 4 of my ex-bangs were. Awkward? No, especially when one said my new gf was hot and asked about a threesome. About a month later, it happened. Win.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:30pm

    I have been this girl before. Totally random though, out of the 8 guys I had sex with, 4 of them were at the same bar chilling together!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:10pm

    the fact that this guy's still going on makes me think he's lying even more

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:04pm

    "grow up" on this site is retard, i accidently the

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:16pm

    a girl that fucks a group of people is not mature enough to be having sex....grow up

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:08pm

    haha been there... I was at this formal in college, and this girl walked over... I looked around the table, and knew of 4 other people who had slept with her...

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:05pm

    12:33 probably cant walk into a room without seeing at least 8 guys shes banged

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:19pm

    a girl that fucks a large group of people is also a whore

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:30pm

    Why do I have a feeling this text was about me? 416 and everything ... last Thursday? lol

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:10pm

    lol yes at the first 12:34. OLD SCHOOL FTW! hahaha this is GTA, wonder who this is?

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:25pm

    4:22 you won't be missed

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:03pm

    hockey players look like trolls...Ovechin anyone. And you are thinking of basketball players. My experience with baseball players are they are cocky but with reason

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:22pm

    why are people arguing on this site, how can you take anyone seriously when we know we're all giggling over quotes like "i think she tried to waterboard me with her vagina" , we're all immature fucks here lets just embrace it! :) whore/not whore is a matter of opinion, therefore not rreeeeeealllly worth spending much time fighting about.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:22pm

    yeah I guess you are right. Children sit on a website and try and live vicariously through other's "exploits" thanks for the notice...later

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:07pm

    I'm 25 actually. Don't hate on me because your prepubscent minds can't fathom a guy that actually attracts girls. Also Im engaged so save the bs. I just treat girls the way they act. If she has a DTF stamp, it really isnt that hard to get laid, just listen to half these broads on this site

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:04pm

    that's awesome. where can i meet girls like this...well, don't really want to meet them if i'm looking for someone to date but you get the idea

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:18pm

    it would be hilarious for the guys shes already fucked, she might be embarrassed a little, the bf has no idea, or if he does....sucks to be him

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:52pm

    does it get tiring walking around with that horn constantly tooting itself?

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:16pm

    adults don't talk about how they've slayed 100's of girls on tfln where it can't be proved either way...adults move on big guy

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:42pm

    bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:23am

    Hahaha its amusing how in depth the argument is about the 150 chicks. lol who gives a fuck! haha and that he keeps defending himself=Sad man have some dignity. Btw I feel sorry for your fiance. It would suck to be engaged to a man whore. :(

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm

    i just want to tell you that i never respected you ever. and you were an embarrassing friend b/c of your denial. and i meant the crazy shit too.

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:29pm

    when you get a chance, check out the site 'ijustwanttotellyou.'

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:50pm

    That rap lyric really put things in perspective for me. Thank you Dr. Dre.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:34pm

    be honest, tell me this is the first time. do you want me to be honest or tell you this is the first time?

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:32pm

    what about hockey players? in my opinion (im a guy so i dont really know if chicks are attracted to it) baseball players are dickish jocks who like to drink and fight random people and then go abuse their girlfriends.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45pm

    by 150 2:43 means 1 1/2

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:33pm

    if you feel awkward about anything having to do with sex, then you're too young to be having sex. grow up.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:34pm

    did say all the guys were exes. she just fucked em... sure that could be the only guys she has ever slept with but what are the odds?

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:16pm

    "No actually I have slept with well over 150 women" - lol

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:48pm

    T-dot girls are awesome bitches, we rock so fucking hard

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45pm

    All it means is that you guys are weiner cousins. Nothing to be ashamed of or embarassed about.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:31pm

    is it because your vagina is as loose as your morals 2:30?

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:47pm

    Naw- I quit that shit after it stopped being awkward.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:18pm

    I`ve slept with 10 guys, and 5 of them happen to be good friends now. This is somewhat of a regular occurrence for me.

  • 52 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:57pm

    So I guess that a chain bang would be out of the equation?

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:25pm

    a girl that fucks a large group of people is just good at what she does.

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:22- preach on brother

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:03pm

    run a train on that hoee

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:33pm

    1:08 Nicely done, sir. You win

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17pm

    there is always one of those girls in a group of guys.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:32pm

    150?? and i felt ashamed of my 4...

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:11pm

    girls on this site, half of which are probably just entering puberty, say half the shit they do because it's anonymous and FUN idiot. 25 is too old for TFLN anyways

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:05pm

    I would say it's now time to expand your horizons

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:31pm

    this gangbang is so awkward

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:06pm

    12:33's definitely a virgin