No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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average age is 14? Yet 90 % of texts are bar and college related....something doesn't ad up.....
"I'll tip her!!" -- continuing Boondock Saints
Tell me this chick's name wasn't Corinne?? Our whole group has been in this scenario... Thank god I was only the 2nd... out of like 5 or 6. Get tested either way.
i wish i were u 12:33
228 No actually I have slept with well over 150 women and girls that fuck around have low self esteem and shouldn't be having sex if they can't treat themselves with respect
I think we are all in 12:33s vagina right now
434 14 was the age...college baseball player helps..that and looks
9:26 I would love to see your retarded ass try to play if you think it is that easy. I am already putting money down, you dont touch 1 pitch
yes baseball is like a chess game. Should I hit the ball? Maybe a bunt? Let me run in this pre-designated path to the big white bag that marks where I stop. Thinking that baseball is a mental sport is proof that you sir are retarded.
Wasn't you 2:30 I can guarantee it, but HA might want to keep those legs closed
12:36 u also have to take into consideration how many guys there were in the room. been in the same situation though, except she was going out with the dude while she had fucked every other guy in the room. she hadn't told anyone bc he went to a different college so we did everything we could not to lose it.
i love it when this happens to me, i get wet knowing i've conquered a room of men
I think that was Easy E...
when to hit and run, what pitch is going to be thrown a slider fastball change, where do we position for each hitter, what base are we throwing to on a double? Beyond that name another sport where you fail 7 out of 10 times and are a hall of famer. You dumb ass...maybe it is over your head. or your a soccer player, so both would fit
haha yeah this happened one time with my ex when we went out to dinner with a few friends.
the funny part is that she told me i slept around a lot.
sometimes i really miss the slut.
i understand that a girl is in the room with more than one guy and all the guys realize they've all fucked her. big deal. only an insecure guy is going to feel awkward if a girl has slept with someone other than him.
you need a brain to hit a ball and run in a circle?
that's awesome. where can i meet girls like this...well, don't really want to meet them if i'm looking for someone to date but you get the idea
its a DIAMOND. but I too don't understand 11:05's aregument. See ball, hit ball, run. See ball, run, catch. Throw if neccesary. 5 year olds play it
baseball is 90% mental. Very little act and react. Hitting a baseball has been proven to be the hardest thing in any sport to do
I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin into 9 guys you fucked 12:33
12:33 probably cant walk into a room without seeing at least 8 guys shes banged
Boondock Saints is an amazing movie
girl who thinks this text is about her.... it's not something for YOU to 'lol' about.
Seriously - wajt is the average age on this site - guessing 14-16. "No, actually i have slept with over 150 women" haha what a joke. Guarntee he is 12 years old
there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house
If the average age is 14-16 then I want what bars these kids are getting in
WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!!
2.16 that's fucking ridiculous. A girl that fucks a group of people isn't mature enough to be getting married and having kids, sure, but who the fuck wants to be? You're only young once. Can you just not get any?
haha been there... I was at this formal in college, and this girl walked over... I looked around the table, and knew of 4 other people who had slept with her...
2:43 this is not the place to vent about your sexual insecurities.
Seriously 150? Either you're lying, a HUGE player, or way too old to be on TFLN
to the baseball player: I know what you mean. Clear chasers
If he can't get any all he has to do is find this girl, problem solved
lets do the math 25, lose virginity at 15 (being generous) 10 years of fucking, 15 girls per year, doable, but highly unlikely. I say this because I have crushed 100s of pussies. By hundreds I mean neighborhood of 20.
12:36 - Fuck off you happy go-lucky wanker.
C'monnnn 2:13...you can't call "Win" on your own status. That's just sad.
Why did the women pour mouthwash on his penis? So she would had good
breath when she was done.
Gotta love this text, the funiest part would be if that girl was 'taking it slow' with her new bf heheheheh!
but in all fairness this could happen to lots of girls, it may only be 4 or 5 guys in the room.
how many girls haven't had 4 or 5 bfs??
Not all basketball players are ghetto bitch
Wasn't Corinne dude, as the original poster I know exactly who you're talking about haha
College+Baseball+Rohypnol = 150!
baseball players get laid?
i don't think the guy feels awkward because she has slept with other people. i think all the guys who have slept with her are now meeting her new boyfriend so its like "hey, we've all slept with your girlfriend.. nice to meet you" and that is awkward
did say all the guys were exes. she just fucked em... sure that could be the only guys she has ever slept with but what are the odds?
adults don't talk about how they've slayed 100's of girls on tfln
where it can't be proved either way...adults move on big guy
is this guy serious?
"grow up" on this site is retard, i accidently the
her mother must be so proud, which one of you is the daddy???
348 it turns me on when a guy uses LOGIC.
How is 25 too old to appreciate funny shit? I'm 26 with a good sense of humor and this site, most of the time, cracks me up. Not to mention the silly ass arguments people get into. A sense of humor should be the only pre-requisite for this site.
243 has had sex with 150 women but thinks women who have sex with multiple partners over the course of their lives are whores with low self esteem?
243 is a 13 year old virgin
That rap lyric really put things in perspective for me. Thank you Dr. Dre.
a girl that fucks a group of people is not mature enough to be having sex....grow up
12:42 i love that song
this reps the 416 so well
i love toronto lmao
3:16, words to live by haha
3:22- preach on brother
I have been this girl before.
Totally random though, out of the 8 guys I had sex with, 4 of them were at the same bar chilling together!
i normally give the next guy pointers
the fact that this guy's still going on makes me think he's lying even more
only had this happen twice. Once while smoking at a park with three friends. and then again at a different friends house drinking with like six of his friends. (2 different girls)
more funny than awkward we were laughing at how desperate they were
hahahah 1:08, nice Boondock Saints reference...
I killed your cat, you druggie bitch...
4:22 you won't be missed
it would be hilarious for the guys shes already fucked, she might be embarrassed a little, the bf has no idea, or if he does....sucks to be him
12:33 you are obviously too retarded to understand what is actually taking place, or a woman, either way, same result.
Had the opposite happen. Walked into a bar with a new gf and 4 of my ex-bangs were. Awkward? No, especially when one said my new gf was hot and asked about a threesome. About a month later, it happened.
"No actually I have slept with well over 150 women" - lol
does it get tiring walking around with that horn constantly tooting itself?
All it means is that you guys are weiner cousins. Nothing to be ashamed of or embarassed about.
Oh, and long live 416 whores!
12:33 grow up? Really?
In what place would it not be awkward to have a girl walk into
a room full of guys all of which she's banged, with her new bf in tow.
she smashed the homies!!!!!! danger style
bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks!
T-dot girls are awesome bitches, we rock so fucking hard
Why do I have a feeling this text was about me? 416 and everything ... last Thursday? lol
I'm 25 actually. Don't hate on me because your prepubscent minds can't fathom a guy that actually attracts girls. Also Im engaged so save the bs. I just treat girls the way they act. If she has a DTF stamp, it really isnt that hard to get laid, just listen to half these broads on this site
12:39 you're right on the money, he had no idea haha
why are people arguing on this site, how can you take anyone seriously when we know we're all giggling over quotes like "i think she tried to waterboard me with her vagina" , we're all immature fucks here lets just embrace it! :) whore/not whore is a matter of opinion, therefore not rreeeeeealllly worth spending much time fighting about.
when you get a chance, check out the site 'ijustwanttotellyou.'
I`ve slept with 10 guys, and 5 of them happen to be good friends now. This is somewhat of a regular occurrence for me.
Get a life, let it go. This is fucking tfln!
1:08 Nicely done, sir. You win
is it because your vagina is as loose as your morals 2:30?
2:13 nobody likes a liar
be honest, tell me this is the first time.
do you want me to be honest or tell you this is the first time?
Naw- I quit that shit after it stopped being awkward.
what about hockey players? in my opinion (im a guy so i dont really know if chicks are attracted to it) baseball players are dickish jocks who like to drink and fight random people and then go abuse their girlfriends.
hahahah 2:45, scrubs reference?
a girl that fucks a large group of people is just good at what she does.
a girl that fucks a large group of people is also a whore
12:33's definitely a virgin
Hahaha its amusing how in depth the argument is about the 150 chicks. lol who gives a fuck! haha and that he keeps defending himself=Sad man have some dignity. Btw I feel sorry for your fiance. It would suck to be engaged to a man whore. :(
150?? and i felt ashamed of my 4...
run a train on that hoee
it's that knowing look between all the guys that know in the room. minus the current boyfriend. it would make it awkward for him. the girl will probably play it off as "friends"
this gangbang is so awkward
4:34 who the hell are you talking to??
lol yes at the first 12:34. OLD SCHOOL FTW!
hahaha this is GTA, wonder who this is?
hockey players look like trolls...Ovechin anyone. And you are thinking of basketball players. My experience with baseball players are they are cocky but with reason
yeah I guess you are right. Children sit on a website and try and live vicariously through other's "exploits" thanks for the notice...later
i just want to tell you that i never respected you ever. and you were an embarrassing friend b/c of your denial. and i meant the crazy shit too.
if you feel awkward about anything having to do with sex, then you're too young to be having sex. grow up.
the fact that I respond when challenged makes me an adult. I correct the record. If you read the thread then you would see the train of thought. I mean if you can..
girls on this site, half of which are probably just entering puberty,
say half the shit they do because it's anonymous and FUN idiot.
25 is too old for TFLN anyways
there is always one of those girls in a group of guys.
I would say it's now time to expand your horizons
So I guess that a chain bang would be out of the equation?
by 150 2:43 means 1 1/2
11:03 come on. my boyfriend is a hockey player and he has a body like a fucking god, thanks.