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  • average age is 14? Yet 90 % of texts are bar and college related....something doesn't ad up.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm
  • "I'll tip her!!" -- continuing Boondock Saints Tell me this chick's name wasn't Corinne?? Our whole group has been in this scenario... Thank god I was only the 2nd... out of like 5 or 6. Get tested either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:17pm
  • i wish i were u 12:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:47pm
  • 228 No actually I have slept with well over 150 women and girls that fuck around have low self esteem and shouldn't be having sex if they can't treat themselves with respect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I think we are all in 12:33s vagina right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 434 14 was the age...college baseball player helps..that and looks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:50pm
  • 9:26 I would love to see your retarded ass try to play if you think it is that easy. I am already putting money down, you dont touch 1 pitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:45am
  • Wasn't you 2:30 I can guarantee it, but HA might want to keep those legs closed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:39pm
  • when to hit and run, what pitch is going to be thrown a slider fastball change, where do we position for each hitter, what base are we throwing to on a double? Beyond that name another sport where you fail 7 out of 10 times and are a hall of famer. You dumb ass...maybe it is over your head. or your a soccer player, so both would fit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:43am
  • yes baseball is like a chess game. Should I hit the ball? Maybe a bunt? Let me run in this pre-designated path to the big white bag that marks where I stop. Thinking that baseball is a mental sport is proof that you sir are retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:26am
  • i love it when this happens to me, i get wet knowing i've conquered a room of men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:59pm
  • 12:36 u also have to take into consideration how many guys there were in the room. been in the same situation though, except she was going out with the dude while she had fucked every other guy in the room. she hadn't told anyone bc he went to a different college so we did everything we could not to lose it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:04pm
  • I think that was Easy E...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:58pm
  • haha yeah this happened one time with my ex when we went out to dinner with a few friends. the funny part is that she told me i slept around a lot. sometimes i really miss the slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:41pm
  • baseball is 90% mental. Very little act and react. Hitting a baseball has been proven to be the hardest thing in any sport to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:52am
  • Boondock Saints is an amazing movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:00pm
  • i understand that a girl is in the room with more than one guy and all the guys realize they've all fucked her. big deal. only an insecure guy is going to feel awkward if a girl has slept with someone other than him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:36pm
  • I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin into 9 guys you fucked 12:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:08pm
  • that's awesome. where can i meet girls like this...well, don't really want to meet them if i'm looking for someone to date but you get the idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:04pm
  • its a DIAMOND. but I too don't understand 11:05's aregument. See ball, hit ball, run. See ball, run, catch. Throw if neccesary. 5 year olds play it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:08am
  • you need a brain to hit a ball and run in a circle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:53pm
  • College+Baseball+Rohypnol = 150!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:57pm
  • 12:33 probably cant walk into a room without seeing at least 8 guys shes banged

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:05pm
  • there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm
  • girl who thinks this text is about her.... it's not something for YOU to 'lol' about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Wasn't Corinne dude, as the original poster I know exactly who you're talking about haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:53pm
  • If the average age is 14-16 then I want what bars these kids are getting in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:28pm
  • WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:19pm
  • 2.16 that's fucking ridiculous. A girl that fucks a group of people isn't mature enough to be getting married and having kids, sure, but who the fuck wants to be? You're only young once. Can you just not get any?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:28pm
  • haha been there... I was at this formal in college, and this girl walked over... I looked around the table, and knew of 4 other people who had slept with her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:08pm
  • 12:36 - Fuck off you happy go-lucky wanker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 2:43 this is not the place to vent about your sexual insecurities. Seriously 150? Either you're lying, a HUGE player, or way too old to be on TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:17pm
  • to the baseball player: I know what you mean. Clear chasers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:23pm
  • If he can't get any all he has to do is find this girl, problem solved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:29pm
  • lets do the math 25, lose virginity at 15 (being generous) 10 years of fucking, 15 girls per year, doable, but highly unlikely. I say this because I have crushed 100s of pussies. By hundreds I mean neighborhood of 20.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm
  • C'monnnn 2:13...you can't call "Win" on your own status. That's just sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Why did the women pour mouthwash on his penis? So she would had good breath when she was done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Seriously - wajt is the average age on this site - guessing 14-16. "No, actually i have slept with over 150 women" haha what a joke. Guarntee he is 12 years old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Gotta love this text, the funiest part would be if that girl was 'taking it slow' with her new bf heheheheh! but in all fairness this could happen to lots of girls, it may only be 4 or 5 guys in the room. how many girls haven't had 4 or 5 bfs??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:59pm
  • baseball players get laid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Not all basketball players are ghetto bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:54pm
  • did say all the guys were exes. she just fucked em... sure that could be the only guys she has ever slept with but what are the odds?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:34pm
  • adults don't talk about how they've slayed 100's of girls on tfln where it can't be proved either way...adults move on big guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:16pm
  • "grow up" on this site is retard, i accidently the

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:04pm
  • i don't think the guy feels awkward because she has slept with other people. i think all the guys who have slept with her are now meeting her new boyfriend so its like "hey, we've all slept with your girlfriend.. nice to meet you" and that is awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 348 it turns me on when a guy uses LOGIC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:50pm
  • her mother must be so proud, which one of you is the daddy???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:33am
  • is this guy serious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:15pm
  • 4:11pm How is 25 too old to appreciate funny shit? I'm 26 with a good sense of humor and this site, most of the time, cracks me up. Not to mention the silly ass arguments people get into. A sense of humor should be the only pre-requisite for this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 243 has had sex with 150 women but thinks women who have sex with multiple partners over the course of their lives are whores with low self esteem? 243 is a 13 year old virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:48pm
  • That rap lyric really put things in perspective for me. Thank you Dr. Dre.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:50pm
  • a girl that fucks a group of people is not mature enough to be having sex....grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:16pm
  • 12:42 i love that song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:16pm
  • i normally give the next guy pointers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 3:22- preach on brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:50pm
  • this reps the 416 so well i love toronto lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:49pm
  • 3:16, words to live by haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:19pm
  • All it means is that you guys are weiner cousins. Nothing to be ashamed of or embarassed about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45pm
  • I have been this girl before. Totally random though, out of the 8 guys I had sex with, 4 of them were at the same bar chilling together!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:30pm
  • only had this happen twice. Once while smoking at a park with three friends. and then again at a different friends house drinking with like six of his friends. (2 different girls) more funny than awkward we were laughing at how desperate they were

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:11pm
  • the fact that this guy's still going on makes me think he's lying even more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:10pm
  • hahahah 1:08, nice Boondock Saints reference... I killed your cat, you druggie bitch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17pm
  • it would be hilarious for the guys shes already fucked, she might be embarrassed a little, the bf has no idea, or if he does....sucks to be him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 4:22 you won't be missed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Had the opposite happen. Walked into a bar with a new gf and 4 of my ex-bangs were. Awkward? No, especially when one said my new gf was hot and asked about a threesome. About a month later, it happened. Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:13pm
  • does it get tiring walking around with that horn constantly tooting itself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:52pm
  • "No actually I have slept with well over 150 women" - lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Oh, and long live 416 whores!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:14pm
  • she smashed the homies!!!!!! danger style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:01pm
  • bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Why do I have a feeling this text was about me? 416 and everything ... last Thursday? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 12:33 grow up? Really? In what place would it not be awkward to have a girl walk into a room full of guys all of which she's banged, with her new bf in tow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:49pm
  • T-dot girls are awesome bitches, we rock so fucking hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:48pm
  • I'm 25 actually. Don't hate on me because your prepubscent minds can't fathom a guy that actually attracts girls. Also Im engaged so save the bs. I just treat girls the way they act. If she has a DTF stamp, it really isnt that hard to get laid, just listen to half these broads on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:07pm
  • why are people arguing on this site, how can you take anyone seriously when we know we're all giggling over quotes like "i think she tried to waterboard me with her vagina" , we're all immature fucks here lets just embrace it! :) whore/not whore is a matter of opinion, therefore not rreeeeeealllly worth spending much time fighting about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:22pm
  • when you get a chance, check out the site 'ijustwanttotellyou.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:29pm
  • 12:39 you're right on the money, he had no idea haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:40pm
  • 12:33 you are obviously too retarded to understand what is actually taking place, or a woman, either way, same result.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 2:43 Get a life, let it go. This is fucking tfln!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45pm
  • is it because your vagina is as loose as your morals 2:30?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Naw- I quit that shit after it stopped being awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:47pm
  • I`ve slept with 10 guys, and 5 of them happen to be good friends now. This is somewhat of a regular occurrence for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 2:13 nobody likes a liar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 150?? and i felt ashamed of my 4...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 12:33's definitely a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 1:08 Nicely done, sir. You win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:33pm
  • what about hockey players? in my opinion (im a guy so i dont really know if chicks are attracted to it) baseball players are dickish jocks who like to drink and fight random people and then go abuse their girlfriends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:32pm
  • be honest, tell me this is the first time. do you want me to be honest or tell you this is the first time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:34pm
  • hahahah 2:45, scrubs reference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:00pm
  • a girl that fucks a large group of people is just good at what she does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:25pm
  • a girl that fucks a large group of people is also a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Hahaha its amusing how in depth the argument is about the 150 chicks. lol who gives a fuck! haha and that he keeps defending himself=Sad man have some dignity. Btw I feel sorry for your fiance. It would suck to be engaged to a man whore. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:23am
  • it's that knowing look between all the guys that know in the room. minus the current boyfriend. it would make it awkward for him. the girl will probably play it off as "friends"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:55pm
  • run a train on that hoee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:03pm
  • this gangbang is so awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:31pm
  • lol yes at the first 12:34. OLD SCHOOL FTW! hahaha this is GTA, wonder who this is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 4:34 who the hell are you talking to??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:40pm
  • hockey players look like trolls...Ovechin anyone. And you are thinking of basketball players. My experience with baseball players are they are cocky but with reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:03pm
  • yeah I guess you are right. Children sit on a website and try and live vicariously through other's "exploits" thanks for the notice...later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:22pm
  • if you feel awkward about anything having to do with sex, then you're too young to be having sex. grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:33pm
  • i just want to tell you that i never respected you ever. and you were an embarrassing friend b/c of your denial. and i meant the crazy shit too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm
  • girls on this site, half of which are probably just entering puberty, say half the shit they do because it's anonymous and FUN idiot. 25 is too old for TFLN anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:11pm
  • the fact that I respond when challenged makes me an adult. I correct the record. If you read the thread then you would see the train of thought. I mean if you can..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:12pm
  • there is always one of those girls in a group of guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17pm
  • So I guess that a chain bang would be out of the equation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:57pm
  • I would say it's now time to expand your horizons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:05pm
  • by 150 2:43 means 1 1/2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45pm
  • 11:03 come on. my boyfriend is a hockey player and he has a body like a fucking god, thanks.

    Submitted by pamelamess on Jun 18, 10 at 7:37pm
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