before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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Mayo on pizza? Fucking gross, they probably put butter on it too...
This one is about me:) I received this text:)
Your mom is trying to watch your fat intake
In soviet Russia, mayo covered pizza smothers you
Mayo... on pizza??
This sounds like something I would do.
Sometimes it's too greasy and needs to be soaked up with a napkin, so u blot it. Lol
This sounds like something my friends aunt would do SOBER
In Soviet Russia, fat intake watches you
Had to be Woodstocks!
Watch it keep getting higher and higher...
This is stupid why would u blot ur pizza to remove excess grease (fat) and then add mayo which is fat like fat as well?! There's no point
I blot my pizza with a napkin