before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Mayo on pizza? Fucking gross, they probably put butter on it too...
Your mom is trying to watch your fat intake
This one is about me:) I received this text:)
In soviet Russia, mayo covered pizza smothers you
Mayo... on pizza??
This sounds like something I would do.
This sounds like something my friends aunt would do SOBER
Sometimes it's too greasy and needs to be soaked up with a napkin, so u blot it. Lol
In Soviet Russia, fat intake watches you
Had to be Woodstocks!
This is stupid why would u blot ur pizza to remove excess grease (fat) and then add mayo which is fat like fat as well?! There's no point
Watch it keep getting higher and higher...
I blot my pizza with a napkin