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  • people need to stop talking about "the walk of shame" it's really not funny anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:04pm
  • fuck you, you whiney bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:17am
  • Oh ya I've been there, haha too funny

    Submitted by nymphetamine on Sep 15, 10 at 3:33am
  • they dont even have mardi gras in minnesota dipshit and if they do it isnt true mardi gras

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:31am
  • dr. acula. get it!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:57am
  • (773): you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:42pm
  • No such thing as a walk of shame. Be proud! Hahaha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Ugh I have done this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:26pm
  • It's only a walk of shame if you have genital warts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Haha u must have been fucked real hard up the ass to be on crutches!! Haha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:09am
  • I'm so sick of the whole "walk of shame" crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:49pm
  • more like crutch of shame, HEYO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:23pm
  • 5:14, i laughed out loud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:10am
  • Fuck this text It's not even shameful shiiiit u got laid! Own that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:08pm
  • HAHAHA. yessss. I'm on crutches too and I was thinking the same thing this morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Ahahaa yeah this is so true V V V

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:29pm
  • You're 20 minutes through

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:09pm
  • You're not funny anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:05pm
  • I cannot even imagine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:53pm
  • You're actually shameful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:08pm
  • I wanna try sex on the washing machine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 10:20 killer cleavage?! you rock my socks, m'dear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:30am
  • They always say once u go big tone u need a pair of crutches!! ( from the desk of big tone)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:44pm
  • What a fucking jerk. Wouldn't even call you a cab.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:46pm
  • You're FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:26pm
  • LOL @ limp-o-shame! Nice... <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:57pm
  • IF U DONT LIKE EM DONT READ THEM!! HOW ABOUT THAT DUMBASS?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:26pm
  • at least you got laid!! and even on crutches, that's a good night in my books :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:48am
  • Damn! Now that's what I call skill :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:57pm
  • well you got laid while on crutches so thats pretty awesome. you are like some kind of cross between Helen Keller and Ron Jeremy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:49pm
  • ohhhh shit haha this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:43am
  • nothing is good on cruthes...broke my ankle on monday...however the armpit things push boobs together for KILLER cleavage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:20pm
  • the slight hopping should shake loose any remaining cum. you'll be doing the walk of shame and a cream pie at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:26am
  • Please tell me you had to do it in the rain down Granville or Robson to get to the skytrain to go back to Surrey...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:14pm
  • how about walk of shame 3 miles home in gold flip flops post-mardi gras in the minnesota snow? i win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:17pm
  • You're killer cleavage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:32am
  • The walk of shame in ur own house sucks .. Cause when u wake up before the girl then u just gotta walk .. It sucks takin the walk of shame to breakfast .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:10pm
  • The limp o' shame. UR ON CRUTCHES! Be glad the didn't dump u in a handicap spot @ Mcdonalds while getting an egg mcmuffin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:25pm
  • He must've been black. She wasn't ready.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Not as bad as the wheelchair ride of shame...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:41pm
  • walk of shame!? you cant even walk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:15pm
  • I'm sure the sex was far, far worse, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:20am
  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Amen sista

    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jan 26, 12 at 8:35am
  • Walk of shame! I tell you there is no alternative excuse to the undeniable wet stain of having just pissed your pants. You just resign yourself to the walk of shame and don't even try to explain it. Give up, but deep inside it felt good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:28pm
  • i agree the whole "walk of shame" thing is getting really annoying but this one i can sympathize with. i was on crutches all summer and it is sooo awkward/embarrassing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:07am
  • The "Hobble of Shame" he really broke you in didnt he?

    Submitted by SEV124 on Oct 26, 10 at 2:56am
  • Can u even call it a walk then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Fuck the walk of shame. If it was actually shameful people would stop having random hookups. There's nothing shameful about it as long as your safe and honest about it. Anyone who says otherwise is either a prude or a fucking douchenozzle. 5:08 Yeah, you and your friend sucks. What sort of pathetic fuck does that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Mmmmm cleavage. Sorry distracted. No I'm cleavage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:41am
  • it would be better if he shoved one of them up your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:29pm
  • No I'm this one. Wait. No. I'm THE one. That's right. Never mind - keeanu reeves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:51am
  • "walk of shame". Original to say the least...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:17pm
  • What kind of fuckwit did you root that made you walk home on crutches after having sex with you???

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 28, 12 at 6:53am
  • At LSU, a friend of mine hooked up with a chick on crutches, got bored of her 20 minutes through, got up, went outside and tried to get me to ghost her. I told him no, she would know, seeing that I'm 100 pounds bigger than him. Needless to say, I saw her about once a week after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:08pm
  • What about the Rascal ride of shame?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Paragraph rage = lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:03pm