The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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people need to stop talking about "the walk of shame" it's really not funny anymore.
dr. acula. get it!?
they dont even have mardi gras in minnesota dipshit and if they do it isnt true mardi gras
fuck you, you whiney bitch
I'm so sick of the whole "walk of shame" crap.
They always say once u go big tone u need a pair of crutches!! ( from the desk of big tone)
Fuck this text
It's not even shameful shiiiit u got laid! Own that shit!
Ugh I have done this!
No such thing as a walk of shame. Be proud! Hahaha...
more like crutch of shame, HEYO
I cannot even imagine!
You're 20 minutes through
You're killer cleavage
HAHAHA. yessss. I'm on crutches too and I was thinking the same thing this morning.
No I'm this one. Wait. No. I'm THE one. That's right. Never mind
- keeanu reeves
Ahahaa yeah this is so true
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ohhhh shit haha this is funny
(773): you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Please tell me you had to do it in the rain down Granville or Robson to get to the skytrain to go back to Surrey...
Not as bad as the wheelchair ride of shame...
What a fucking jerk. Wouldn't even call you a cab.
10:20 killer cleavage?! you rock my socks, m'dear.
LOL @ limp-o-shame! Nice...
You're not funny anymore
Haha u must have been fucked real hard up the ass to be on crutches!! Haha!!
how about walk of shame 3 miles home in gold flip flops post-mardi gras in the minnesota snow? i win.
Oh ya I've been there, haha too funny
You're FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
5:14, i laughed out loud!
You're actually shameful
It's only a walk of shame if you have genital warts.
Can u even call it a walk then?
IF U DONT LIKE EM DONT READ THEM!! HOW ABOUT THAT DUMBASS?
Damn! Now that's what I call skill :)
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The walk of shame in ur own house sucks .. Cause when u wake up before the girl then u just gotta walk .. It sucks takin the walk of shame to breakfast .
at least you got laid!!
and even on crutches, that's a good night in my books :)
He must've been black.
She wasn't ready.
walk of shame!? you cant even walk!
well you got laid while on crutches so thats pretty awesome. you are like some kind of cross between Helen Keller and Ron Jeremy
I wanna try sex on the washing machine
i agree the whole "walk of shame" thing is getting really annoying but this one i can sympathize with. i was on crutches all summer and it is sooo awkward/embarrassing!
The limp o' shame. UR ON CRUTCHES! Be glad the didn't dump u in a handicap spot @ Mcdonalds while getting an egg mcmuffin!
the slight hopping should shake loose any remaining cum. you'll be doing the walk of shame and a cream pie at the same time.
I'm sure the sex was far, far worse, too.
Walk of shame! I tell you there is no alternative excuse to the undeniable wet stain of having just pissed your pants. You just resign yourself to the walk of shame and don't even try to explain it. Give up, but deep inside it felt good.
What about the Rascal ride of shame?
nothing is good on cruthes...broke my ankle on monday...however the armpit things push boobs together for KILLER cleavage
The "Hobble of Shame" he really broke you in didnt he?
"walk of shame". Original to say the least...
What kind of fuckwit did you root that made you walk home on crutches after having sex with you???
it would be better if he shoved one of them up your ass
Fuck the walk of shame. If it was actually shameful people would stop having random hookups. There's nothing shameful about it as long as your safe and honest about it. Anyone who says otherwise is either a prude or a fucking douchenozzle.
5:08 Yeah, you and your friend sucks. What sort of pathetic fuck does that?
Mmmmm cleavage. Sorry distracted. No I'm cleavage
At LSU, a friend of mine hooked up with a chick on crutches, got bored of her 20 minutes through, got up, went outside and tried to get me to ghost her. I told him no, she would know, seeing that I'm 100 pounds bigger than him. Needless to say, I saw her about once a week after that.
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