Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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She has to be real dumb to fall for this "cum on".
I'm a little teapot....
Couldn't he just do it into a cup
Me thinks it's time his wife found a new husband...
1. you probably aren't a doctor, more like a 43 yr old jackass who just took a break masturbating to beastialty related granny porn
2. he probably lied to his wife to just to get to shoot some leche de verdga on her face
You are my personal god!
this could use some editing
Wow what a great husband. Not.
Best of luck with that hahahah
3:28 don't know who you think you are but I'M his wife. Cunt, get the fuck out of here.
Lol tricked her good
What a douchebag.
and LOL 2:30
You're fir entertainment
haha, first thing i thought of when he meant sample was moles.
they could only take mole samples from her face. gross.
I hope your wife has a good sense of humor. I really hope she believed you and you took pictures.
That's gold, Jerry, gold.
Oh man... Ive drunk so much my liver hurts.
Dur x 2. You are such a tool, " I guess you're talking about guy"
3:33 haha fuck you.
Yep. This is believable. I've met some douches, but none this stupid. If you're going to make something up, make it believable please.
Seriously you are my HERO. I think that line would work with most dumb bitches... You should have told her eyelids...
2:10 way to be an overly sensitive borat wannabe you chump
Yo it doesn't matter if this is true or not. This is all fir entertainment so shit the ruck fuck up and enjoy it!! That shit was sooo funny!! And even I'm a girl!!! Lol
Lame? This is genious! He should have got a doctor's note to go along with it. Well played sir, well played.
pics or it didn't happen
i'm his wife, and no its not fake. he actually said that.
I'm his penis doctor, and he did ask that. His other question was whether he should get it out with an ice cream scoop on case he doesn't pull out in time
Okay I'm the real doctor here and I can tell you this is a FAKE ASS TEXT BITCHES!!!!
I'm guessing he's talking about cum sample right? That's gold.
NO IM HIS WIFE! lol
If your wife is that stupid, shame on her. The fact that you married someone you have to lie to so they'll take a facial, shame on you. Douche.
hahahha okay 3:32? keep telling yourself that!