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  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:44pm

    no, epic is if you write a long poem about it in iambic pentameter

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:29am

    Van city represent

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:30pm

    ummm 7:28, no yer not. and only some of them are dicks. but clearly im not the moral all-star, so, no judgement.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:06pm

    GOGOGO! And yeah, 2:44, that might even bee too epic for me to handle.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:48pm

    even more impressive is that the 18yo broke the cycle of giving birth at 16

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:57am

    ive dont 3 out of 4 best friends girls the fourth one i got head. i keep secrets ಠ_ಠ

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:33pm

    More epic than this = Girl has daughter at 16, then that daughter has a daughter at 16, then THAT daughter turns 18... some women age VERY well up to 50... sooo, you get the family hat trick through generations. 18 year old daughter her 34 year old mom and her 50 year old grandmother.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:55am

    I did the mother, sister, sister hat trick.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:12pm

    as funny as it sounds in a text, i hate guys who think like this.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:06pm

    12:33, you've put an awful lot of thought into this...but it would be epic

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:28am

    10:57 It's good that they do too! God help you if they find out, but I'd be tempted to tell them to see how they react!

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:00pm

    244 = YOU are the man. epic.

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:19pm

    more like an awful little of simple math. heh

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 5:14pm

    Juicy penis

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:00am

    2:44 = very awesome. I dated a mother whose daughter wanted my body. It was weird being that I was closer in age to the daughter than the mom. But they were both hot, so wth. Also, 1:41 you are SO right!

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:34pm

    Hahaha, epic the worst word. Good show sir.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:31pm

    The impressive thing would be all 3 of them at once. Until then, you are still a male whore.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:02pm

    i know someone who had a kid at 13... so if that became a family tradition you get 18 (who may or may not have a kid :P) 31 and 44....

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:41pm

    i have fucked two differnt sets of bros, i love that this is anoymous!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:29pm

    The actual hat trick is grandmother, mother, daughter. He's doin it wrong.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:28pm

    I'm the guy that sent this thing. You're all dicks.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:02pm

    i thought that had to include the mother as well? possibly the grandmother.... or has hollywood got me wrong on this?

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:08pm

    I believe this puts him in the "going to hell" catagory

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:30pm

    aug 5 728. REALLY you sent the text. AND admitted it ! Who is the dick? Fuck you and your hat tricks.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:40am

    10:57 is posting on almost every text on this site, he's a twelve year old virgin.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:10am

    well whatever a hat trick is, I've fucked three brothers before. That's a good time!

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:44am

    wow, this might be the definition of a bad person.