Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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I hate these fags that try to act smart when what they do is just read this shit so they can hate on it... Yeah I'm drunk
How do you know some guy didn't write it? Lol
Second attempt: Do "classy" and "lube" really belong in the same sentence?
I just got strawberry cheesecake flavoured lube for my bf yuuummmm
Try letting it age for a few years
The fact that it exists sounds stupid
Clearly you've never been to a sex store....hooooly variety!
I think if I were to measure the college girls most used word it would be the word "classy" with some attempt to make it sound witty yet it's just annoying
i give classy blowjobs.
Ew that doesn't sound tasty at all