Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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How do you know some guy didn't write it? Lol
I hate these fags that try to act smart when what they do is just read this shit so they can hate on it... Yeah I'm drunk
I just got strawberry cheesecake flavoured lube for my bf yuuummmm
Second attempt: Do "classy" and "lube" really belong in the same sentence?
Try letting it age for a few years
The fact that it exists sounds stupid
Clearly you've never been to a sex store....hooooly variety!
I think if I were to measure the college girls most used word it would be the word "classy" with some attempt to make it sound witty yet it's just annoying
i give classy blowjobs.
Ew that doesn't sound tasty at all