It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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Wow.. My life Saturday night.
Cool story bro
Good deal. Did you get any duck butter?
Good deal. Now fuck her. MILFs rule!
Did you ever consider the fact that your mom probably gave your dad a Beej and then came and kissed you goodnight? I dunno where I heard that for the first time but the thought still haunts me to this day.
That's impossible. Wives don't give blowjobs.
Join the club my friend...join the club.
@8:18. Duck butter. Penis porridge. Nut nectar. Baby batter. Testicle tar. Gonad goolash. Organ ointment.
Was it Stifler's mom?
And it was ur best friend's mom....
That's not very impressive, for all we know she coulda been 16, there's moms that young roamin around
This persons my hero as of 8:07 standard daylight time
oh padraic collins.....\nyour filthy for doing that with brocks mom!! hahahaha