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  • 82 63
    Submitted by gigity on Mar 15, 10 at 8:39am

    Wow.. My life Saturday night.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 8:18am

    Good deal. Did you get any duck butter?

  • 81 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 8:20am

    Cool story bro

  • 77 73
    Submitted by schlock on Mar 15, 10 at 8:18am

    Did you ever consider the fact that your mom probably gave your dad a Beej and then came and kissed you goodnight? I dunno where I heard that for the first time but the thought still haunts me to this day.

    • 69 75
      Submitted by leahhhhh on Mar 15, 10 at 11:20am

      That's impossible. Wives don't give blowjobs.

  • 75 82
    Submitted by JoePapi on Mar 15, 10 at 8:39am

    Good deal. Now fuck her. MILFs rule!

  • 62 67
    Submitted by geosuicide on Mar 15, 10 at 11:10am

    @8:18. Duck butter. Penis porridge. Nut nectar. Baby batter. Testicle tar. Gonad goolash. Organ ointment.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by assassin on Mar 16, 10 at 11:23am

    Was it Stifler's mom?

  • 61 70
    Submitted by pinotphelia on Mar 16, 10 at 1:37am

    Join the club my friend...join the club.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    And it was ur best friend's mom....

  • 60 80
    Submitted by mj93 on Apr 30, 10 at 6:10pm

    oh padraic collins.....\nyour filthy for doing that with brocks mom!! hahahaha

  • 43 47
    Submitted by ronsoman on Jul 2, 10 at 1:43am

    That's not very impressive, for all we know she coulda been 16, there's moms that young roamin around

  • 50 67
    Submitted by traxx1904 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:09pm

    This persons my hero as of 8:07 standard daylight time