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(415): View more from California

LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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(909): View more from California

I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.

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Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.

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(619): View more from California

No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground

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(714): View more from California

I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed

(949): View more from California

Someone's stooooned

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey

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(805): View more from California

how many dildos make it a "collection?"

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