He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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whatever, condoms are cheap. and apparently, so are you.
You can't believe it, but I can.
329, if i ever met you, id fuck you up man... youre just a douche, thats why
Wow. Those things don't expire for like ten years. And they're very cheap, it's not like losing on would be the end of the world.
But there's no need for the word "cunt". Really.
I'm glad you used a condom, because you sound like a fucking retard and I don't think you should ever breed.
Wow, the girl who fell for this is a shame to the species. Consider her woman card revoked.
^ Wow, I'm dyslexic.
3:29, the fact that you've called girls worse than "cunt" is enough to discredit whatever you say.
And 4:08 has it just right. Don't be ashamed of your horniness, girls! We want it just as bad as guys, no need to be shamed.
you are dumber than the girl i know who believes in a 30 foot penis, i know this from experience.
If condoms don't expire for 5-6 years, and he still had one, that must mean he never gets laid. Which means he probably didn't last long, which is bad. Or he wacks off to porn everyday, which makes him just a creeper. So double stupidity on your part.
3:29 - you are nothing
you're not supposed to use condoms within six months of their expiration date because their effectiveness drops DRASTICALLY. and you'll notice if you go buy some new condoms, they don't expire for about 5-6 years. so he had a five year old condom...? gross.
Jersey shoreeee! (don't hate i'm from jersey too)
You dumb cunt. You deserve herpes!
I'm soo using that one.
<(||) it's a penguin
What guy thinks an almost-expired condom is attractive to any potential sex partner? I'd either think it was a lame line, or it's sat around so long because the guy is a loser in and/or out of the bed.
Why do ppl get so pissed at other ppl on here? Do you hate your life that much?
ANYTHING is worse than "cunt."
I don't mind "cunt." It sounds harsh and powerful. Much better than "pussy," now synonymous with wimpy.
...I might have to try this...
I'm now ashamed to live in the 732
why would you even use a condom that is close to expiration anyway?! I cant wait til your next post says," I missed my period because we used a condom circa 1999"
How about the fact that she fell for the fact that he said his condom was about to expire, but it really wasn't? Did anyone think of THAT one?
The bigger picture here ppl is that OP is bragging on his/her stupidity instead of admiting a healthy sexual appetite
Such a shame
I hope she got the daylights fucked out of that fucking pussy! I hope the lucky guy had a dick like a baseball bat
Baha that's awesome.
3:54 you're so negative... Go fuck yourself.
Omfg that is awesome
You just wanted to have sex. You didn't fall for anything. Own up to your sexual appetite!
This was probably an underage girl at a bar/club. God I love places that let the underage females in. It's so easy
y doesnt any1 wanna tlk?!
dum de de dum dum dummmm!
The condom was not going to expire people. The guy just said that to get into the OP's pants asap. And it worked
**united** iPhones :-)
6:49 I've been called worse by better
the fact that everyone is labelled anonymous makes it sound like one person flaming himself. which isnt far off.
and kids, if ANY of you believe ANY of these are both real life situations and /or not said just for the sake of being funny, thats just sad.
Why bother with an excuse as to why you fucked him! Hell, you know you wanted it! At least we know you were safe about it! You're not a whore like most are saying just horny! Admit it! You would have fucked him anyway condom or not! Us ladies want a nice hard fuck now and then too ( like every single day)
...Cunt is a glorious thing!
Now the real question is why you slept with a guy whose pickup line amounted to "I haven't had sex in several years".
I feel as though your low self esteem must be splendiforous.
I've got about 10 that are getting ready to expire. Any takers?
OP - you didn't 'fall' for anything. You wanted to have sex, so you did. I bet he doesn't call.
And that is why you are a dumb Jersey cunt
He must never get laid
The intelligent ppl on here already knew that
Lol score! Greatest pick up line ever!!!!
Why is CUNT the worst word to call a girl? It's soft; I've called girls way worse. Cunt is nothing
a cunt is the life support system for a pussy.
hahah this would be from the 732 toms river im sure
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
She's dumb, but I'm still gonna try this one out
hello? any1 wanna tlk?
And what do you think is worse then cunt?
Oh look I just found a condom that is about to expire as well ...
yah 5:58 is right! we all want a nice hard fuck...
4:15 whts your number
I'm happy for you, 7:06. That's probably as good as it's going to get for you and your pathetic life.
N ormal thinking
y'all need 2 geta life.
6:53, FML I can't do it..
I LOVE DICK and I'm not ashamed of getting my pussy pounded
6:32 that's fucked up. Normal thinking thinking? You weren't thinking - now you're the cunt.
the "whatever, condoms are cheap..." one..
Let's stick to the subject at hand
The OP who is tryn to play stupid about fucking some guy when in fact he/she should b reveling in the sexual freedom that belongs to us all
So let's b a unites front in blasting the OP
3:23, ahahahaha your comment made me laugh
Shoulda fucked her in her juicy wet asshole.
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732 that's my area! If you went to High School North your a whore!
Just like all the other dumb whores
Slut just needed a legit sounding excuse to fuck
So, he's a notoriously bad lay that he has an expired condom, and he's too cheap to just buy another box... what a fucktard. Both of you.
You're the vanguard of the low class whores.
NO THATS SO FREAKIN FUNNY! LMAO!!!!!
FIIIIRRSTTT!!' yes I did it!! Fuck YES IM FIIRRSST!!!
i bet you have his illigitimet child next year too, good like finding him to pay child support... enjoy being a broke bitch who cant get dicked ever again
any1 want some? im up 4 it!