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  • whatever, condoms are cheap. and apparently, so are you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • You can't believe it, but I can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:22pm
  • 329, if i ever met you, id fuck you up man... youre just a douche, thats why

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Wow. Those things don't expire for like ten years. And they're very cheap, it's not like losing on would be the end of the world. But there's no need for the word "cunt". Really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • I'm glad you used a condom, because you sound like a fucking retard and I don't think you should ever breed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Wow, the girl who fell for this is a shame to the species. Consider her woman card revoked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:16am
  • ^ Wow, I'm dyslexic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:01am
  • 3:29, the fact that you've called girls worse than "cunt" is enough to discredit whatever you say. And 4:08 has it just right. Don't be ashamed of your horniness, girls! We want it just as bad as guys, no need to be shamed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:14pm
  • If condoms don't expire for 5-6 years, and he still had one, that must mean he never gets laid. Which means he probably didn't last long, which is bad. Or he wacks off to porn everyday, which makes him just a creeper. So double stupidity on your part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:33pm
  • you are dumber than the girl i know who believes in a 30 foot penis, i know this from experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:54pm
  • I'm now ashamed to live in the 732

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:17pm
  • you're not supposed to use condoms within six months of their expiration date because their effectiveness drops DRASTICALLY. and you'll notice if you go buy some new condoms, they don't expire for about 5-6 years. so he had a five year old condom...? gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:54pm
  • You dumb cunt. You deserve herpes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:05pm
  • <(||) it's a penguin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I'm soo using that one. T-G

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 3:29 - you are nothing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:33pm
  • ...I might have to try this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • I hope she got the daylights fucked out of that fucking pussy! I hope the lucky guy had a dick like a baseball bat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:54pm
  • I don't mind "cunt." It sounds harsh and powerful. Much better than "pussy," now synonymous with wimpy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:33pm
  • What guy thinks an almost-expired condom is attractive to any potential sex partner? I'd either think it was a lame line, or it's sat around so long because the guy is a loser in and/or out of the bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Why do ppl get so pissed at other ppl on here? Do you hate your life that much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Jersey shoreeee! (don't hate i'm from jersey too)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:16pm
  • why would you even use a condom that is close to expiration anyway?! I cant wait til your next post says," I missed my period because we used a condom circa 1999"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:27pm
  • The bigger picture here ppl is that OP is bragging on his/her stupidity instead of admiting a healthy sexual appetite Such a shame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:09pm
  • How about the fact that she fell for the fact that he said his condom was about to expire, but it really wasn't? Did anyone think of THAT one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Omfg that is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:31pm
  • dum de de dum dum dummmm!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:49pm
  • 3:54 you're so negative... Go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Baha that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:16pm
  • This was probably an underage girl at a bar/club. God I love places that let the underage females in. It's so easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:36am
  • The condom was not going to expire people. The guy just said that to get into the OP's pants asap. And it worked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:51am
  • You just wanted to have sex. You didn't fall for anything. Own up to your sexual appetite!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:32pm
  • OP - you didn't 'fall' for anything. You wanted to have sex, so you did. I bet he doesn't call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:35pm
  • ANYTHING is worse than "cunt."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:48pm
  • ...Cunt is a glorious thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:12am
  • **united** iPhones :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:14pm
  • The intelligent ppl on here already knew that Catch up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:12am
  • 6:49 I've been called worse by better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:06pm
  • y doesnt any1 wanna tlk?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Why bother with an excuse as to why you fucked him! Hell, you know you wanted it! At least we know you were safe about it! You're not a whore like most are saying just horny! Admit it! You would have fucked him anyway condom or not! Us ladies want a nice hard fuck now and then too ( like every single day)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Why is CUNT the worst word to call a girl? It's soft; I've called girls way worse. Cunt is nothing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Now the real question is why you slept with a guy whose pickup line amounted to "I haven't had sex in several years".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:03am
  • I've got about 10 that are getting ready to expire. Any takers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • And that is why you are a dumb Jersey cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:22pm
  • He must never get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:14pm
  • hahah this would be from the 732 toms river im sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:12am
  • the fact that everyone is labelled anonymous makes it sound like one person flaming himself. which isnt far off. and kids, if ANY of you believe ANY of these are both real life situations and /or not said just for the sake of being funny, thats just sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Lol score! Greatest pick up line ever!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:26am
  • She's dumb, but I'm still gonna try this one out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I feel as though your low self esteem must be splendiforous. -Junebug

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:41pm
  • And what do you think is worse then cunt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:53pm
  • a cunt is the life support system for a pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 6:32 that's fucked up. Normal thinking thinking? You weren't thinking - now you're the cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:49pm
  • yah 5:58 is right! we all want a nice hard fuck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:09pm
  • hello? any1 wanna tlk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Oh look I just found a condom that is about to expire as well ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:24pm
  • C an't U nderstand N ormal thinking T hinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:32pm
  • 4:15 whts your number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Shoulda fucked her in her juicy wet asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:48pm
  • I'm happy for you, 7:06. That's probably as good as it's going to get for you and your pathetic life. 6:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:09pm
  • y'all need 2 geta life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:21pm
  • the "whatever, condoms are cheap..." one..

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 21, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Children please Let's stick to the subject at hand The OP who is tryn to play stupid about fucking some guy when in fact he/she should b reveling in the sexual freedom that belongs to us all So let's b a unites front in blasting the OP Shall we?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:14pm
  • I LOVE DICK and I'm not ashamed of getting my pussy pounded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:15pm
  • four four oh five three two one two two five

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:33pm
  • 3:23, ahahahaha your comment made me laugh

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 21, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Slut just needed a legit sounding excuse to fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:24pm
  • 6:53, FML I can't do it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:00am
  • 732 that's my area! If you went to High School North your a whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Just like all the other dumb whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:07pm
  • You're the vanguard of the low class whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:21am
  • NO THATS SO FREAKIN FUNNY! LMAO!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:18pm
  • FIIIIRRSTTT!!' yes I did it!! Fuck YES IM FIIRRSST!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:22pm
  • So, he's a notoriously bad lay that he has an expired condom, and he's too cheap to just buy another box... what a fucktard. Both of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:12am
  • i bet you have his illigitimet child next year too, good like finding him to pay child support... enjoy being a broke bitch who cant get dicked ever again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:39pm
  • any1 want some? im up 4 it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:11pm