He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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whatever, condoms are cheap. and apparently, so are you.
You can't believe it, but I can.
329, if i ever met you, id fuck you up man... youre just a douche, thats why
Wow. Those things don't expire for like ten years. And they're very cheap, it's not like losing on would be the end of the world.
But there's no need for the word "cunt". Really.
I'm glad you used a condom, because you sound like a fucking retard and I don't think you should ever breed.
Wow, the girl who fell for this is a shame to the species. Consider her woman card revoked.
^ Wow, I'm dyslexic.
3:29, the fact that you've called girls worse than "cunt" is enough to discredit whatever you say.
And 4:08 has it just right. Don't be ashamed of your horniness, girls! We want it just as bad as guys, no need to be shamed.
If condoms don't expire for 5-6 years, and he still had one, that must mean he never gets laid. Which means he probably didn't last long, which is bad. Or he wacks off to porn everyday, which makes him just a creeper. So double stupidity on your part.
you are dumber than the girl i know who believes in a 30 foot penis, i know this from experience.
I'm now ashamed to live in the 732
you're not supposed to use condoms within six months of their expiration date because their effectiveness drops DRASTICALLY. and you'll notice if you go buy some new condoms, they don't expire for about 5-6 years. so he had a five year old condom...? gross.
You dumb cunt. You deserve herpes!
<(||) it's a penguin
I'm soo using that one.
3:29 - you are nothing
...I might have to try this...
I hope she got the daylights fucked out of that fucking pussy! I hope the lucky guy had a dick like a baseball bat
I don't mind "cunt." It sounds harsh and powerful. Much better than "pussy," now synonymous with wimpy.
What guy thinks an almost-expired condom is attractive to any potential sex partner? I'd either think it was a lame line, or it's sat around so long because the guy is a loser in and/or out of the bed.
Why do ppl get so pissed at other ppl on here? Do you hate your life that much?
Jersey shoreeee! (don't hate i'm from jersey too)
why would you even use a condom that is close to expiration anyway?! I cant wait til your next post says," I missed my period because we used a condom circa 1999"
The bigger picture here ppl is that OP is bragging on his/her stupidity instead of admiting a healthy sexual appetite
Such a shame
How about the fact that she fell for the fact that he said his condom was about to expire, but it really wasn't? Did anyone think of THAT one?
Omfg that is awesome
dum de de dum dum dummmm!
3:54 you're so negative... Go fuck yourself.
Baha that's awesome.
This was probably an underage girl at a bar/club. God I love places that let the underage females in. It's so easy
The condom was not going to expire people. The guy just said that to get into the OP's pants asap. And it worked
You just wanted to have sex. You didn't fall for anything. Own up to your sexual appetite!
OP - you didn't 'fall' for anything. You wanted to have sex, so you did. I bet he doesn't call.
ANYTHING is worse than "cunt."
...Cunt is a glorious thing!
**united** iPhones :-)
The intelligent ppl on here already knew that
6:49 I've been called worse by better
y doesnt any1 wanna tlk?!
Why bother with an excuse as to why you fucked him! Hell, you know you wanted it! At least we know you were safe about it! You're not a whore like most are saying just horny! Admit it! You would have fucked him anyway condom or not! Us ladies want a nice hard fuck now and then too ( like every single day)
Why is CUNT the worst word to call a girl? It's soft; I've called girls way worse. Cunt is nothing
Now the real question is why you slept with a guy whose pickup line amounted to "I haven't had sex in several years".
I've got about 10 that are getting ready to expire. Any takers?
And that is why you are a dumb Jersey cunt
He must never get laid
hahah this would be from the 732 toms river im sure
the fact that everyone is labelled anonymous makes it sound like one person flaming himself. which isnt far off.
and kids, if ANY of you believe ANY of these are both real life situations and /or not said just for the sake of being funny, thats just sad.
Lol score! Greatest pick up line ever!!!!
She's dumb, but I'm still gonna try this one out
I feel as though your low self esteem must be splendiforous.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
And what do you think is worse then cunt?
a cunt is the life support system for a pussy.
6:32 that's fucked up. Normal thinking thinking? You weren't thinking - now you're the cunt.
yah 5:58 is right! we all want a nice hard fuck...
hello? any1 wanna tlk?
Oh look I just found a condom that is about to expire as well ...
N ormal thinking
4:15 whts your number
Shoulda fucked her in her juicy wet asshole.
I'm happy for you, 7:06. That's probably as good as it's going to get for you and your pathetic life.
y'all need 2 geta life.
the "whatever, condoms are cheap..." one..
Let's stick to the subject at hand
The OP who is tryn to play stupid about fucking some guy when in fact he/she should b reveling in the sexual freedom that belongs to us all
So let's b a unites front in blasting the OP
I LOVE DICK and I'm not ashamed of getting my pussy pounded
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3:23, ahahahaha your comment made me laugh
Slut just needed a legit sounding excuse to fuck
6:53, FML I can't do it..
732 that's my area! If you went to High School North your a whore!
Just like all the other dumb whores
You're the vanguard of the low class whores.
NO THATS SO FREAKIN FUNNY! LMAO!!!!!
FIIIIRRSTTT!!' yes I did it!! Fuck YES IM FIIRRSST!!!
So, he's a notoriously bad lay that he has an expired condom, and he's too cheap to just buy another box... what a fucktard. Both of you.
i bet you have his illigitimet child next year too, good like finding him to pay child support... enjoy being a broke bitch who cant get dicked ever again
any1 want some? im up 4 it!