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  • 90 54
    Submitted by marcussbear on Jul 22, 10 at 3:09am

    I need to meet you.

  • 77 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:27pm

    I definitely submitted this and they changed what the text really said... It said, "I wiped and wiped and wiped and my asshole still feels dirty." which was a text my buddy sent me in relation to a dump he took, no who was in his ass... Who knew they editted their submissions?

  • 86 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:35pm

    That shit runs deep into your veins. No exfoliant is strong enough, honey.

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:09pm

    Well 12:05 obviously you don't "know no english" either! Idiot

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:14pm

    I have water up my vagina

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:44pm

    Was going to vote good night but keeping it at (666) was more appealing...

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:07pm

    so i heard you liekz mudkipz.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:36pm

    Hahaha soo been there

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:54pm

    Well maybe your not a dirty whore anymore ha

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:58pm

    I love Harvard girls

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:36pm

    Being a whore is only a state of mind. Unless he's married, then you're a dirty diseased whore.

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:05pm

    Let me give you a facial. You'll still be a whore but it's good for your skin. :p

  • 57 50
    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 20, 11 at 1:34pm

    Fake- the tenth circle by Jodi picoult

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:17pm

    The I wiped my butt is better.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:30pm

    This girls such a trooper lol

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:34pm

    do you know King Harkinian by any chance? and scrubbed what? -MOrshu

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:05pm

    still AM a whore sweetie -- and one that don't know no English

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:03am

    I don't care. I love this!!!!!!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:18pm

    All the perfumes of arabia will not sweeten this little hand.

  • 70 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:22am

    Queen McBeth!!!!!!!!

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:42pm

    Admitting it is half the battle. whore.