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  • 57 24
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 13, 10 at 2:26pm
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    you sir, suck at life....lol!

  • 42 16
    Submitted by ladiesman on May 13, 10 at 4:26pm
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    Dude u need a new penis

  • 41 15
    Submitted by submitfavorites on May 13, 10 at 3:45pm
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    I dont see why people are complaining about the use of literally. Hes using it it address "the second" not "vomited."\n\nSince "second" is often an exaggeration, saying literally makes sense.

  • 34 12
    Submitted by Theslurper on May 13, 10 at 3:53pm
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    I think someone likes you.;)

  • 38 20
    Submitted by Robert619 on May 13, 10 at 2:23pm
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    Definitely not a coincidence

  • 32 16
    Submitted by RazzleRack on May 13, 10 at 6:58pm
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    She meant to do that.

  • 23 8
    Submitted by NataSept on May 17, 10 at 2:03am
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    oh no.

  • 25 14
    Submitted by underagehangover on May 13, 10 at 5:56pm
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    ive heard of breast implants.. but i think your fucked with the whole cock implant thing.

  • 26 17
    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 13, 10 at 8:27pm
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    She was probably nervous or something

  • 22 12
    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:38am
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    She was probably disgusted by your tiny tool.

  • 22 13
    Submitted by taco_del_paco on May 14, 10 at 3:36pm
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    Did u stil get laid.

  • 24 17
    Submitted by caesarobrien on May 13, 10 at 7:42pm
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    Yea that's pretty bad bro lol your screwed not a coincidence

  • 26 23
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 13, 10 at 8:24pm
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    nope. no coincidence. you got an ugly dick dude.

  • 21 14
    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 14, 10 at 7:47am
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    How many times do I have to say this? ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO DO RUSSIAN REVERSALS!

  • 21 14
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 14, 10 at 2:26am
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    The chick was sick of dick, right? lol

  • 21 15
    Submitted by trickynicky on May 14, 10 at 12:16pm
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    i usually point and laugh, but i guess puking gets the point across too

  • 20 17
    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 13, 10 at 8:22pm
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    Not a coincadence. Good luck.

  • 20 18
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 14, 10 at 12:52am
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    Opposed to figuratively vomitting?

  • 19 18
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 2:42pm
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    Would you rather some cleaning or humiliation of her laughter at your puny shaft?

  • 21 23
    Submitted by BELFAST_BOOZER on May 13, 10 at 4:37pm
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    Haha bad night big lad. Be a grower, not a shower lol

  • 16 14
    Submitted by songsfrom on Aug 30, 10 at 1:47pm
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    Songs from Texts from Last Night\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ioJYujZAg

  • 17 17
    Submitted by mae on May 14, 10 at 1:18am
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    Hahahahaha! And aww I just ruined the 3333 thumbs downs

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Leto on May 13, 10 at 3:53pm
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    duuuuuuude...

  • 24 32
    Submitted by canonymous on May 13, 10 at 2:24pm
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    so its true.....aliens do exist

  • 17 21
    Submitted by makeitglow on May 14, 10 at 10:15am
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    :) keep telling yourself that

  • 15 17
    Submitted by v2coolg on May 13, 10 at 4:19pm
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    Get a replacement c0ck ... Lol

  • 13 14
    Submitted by songsfrom on Aug 31, 10 at 9:29pm
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    SONG! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ioJYujZAg

  • 16 21
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 3:06am
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    In Soviet Russia dick see puke!

  • 14 17
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:14am
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    Ouch... Sounds like a good YouTube title such as "Penis Fail" or something lol

  • 15 19
    Submitted by hooversgirl on May 13, 10 at 9:55pm
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    Ha, must be new to sucking dick

  • 23 37
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 13, 10 at 3:35pm
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    Enough with the "literally" bs.

  • 25 47
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 13, 10 at 2:33pm
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    That happened to me but it's cuz I hit her gag reflex... Some chicks just can't deep throat...

  • 11 22
    Submitted by cowycal on May 15, 10 at 10:45am
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    Lmao, 7:47.

  • 17 38
    Submitted by thegreenthief on May 13, 10 at 3:17pm
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    Figuratively vomiting would have been much more bearable....? =/ l2useenglish

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