i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I dont see why people are complaining about the use of literally. Hes using it it address "the second" not "vomited."\n\nSince "second" is often an exaggeration, saying literally makes sense.
She meant to do that.
Yea that's pretty bad bro lol your screwed not a coincidence
Opposed to figuratively vomitting?
She was probably disgusted by your tiny tool.
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you sir, suck at life....lol!
Definitely not a coincidence
How many times do I have to say this? ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO DO RUSSIAN REVERSALS!
nope. no coincidence. you got an ugly dick dude.
so its true.....aliens do exist
Haha bad night big lad. Be a grower, not a shower lol
In Soviet Russia dick see puke!
Dude u need a new penis
ive heard of breast implants.. but i think your fucked with the whole cock implant thing.
:) keep telling yourself that
She was probably nervous or something
I think someone likes you.;)
Get a replacement c0ck ... Lol
Did u stil get laid.
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Ha, must be new to sucking dick
Would you rather some cleaning or humiliation of her laughter at your puny shaft?
The chick was sick of dick, right? lol
i usually point and laugh, but i guess puking gets the point across too
Hahahahaha! And aww I just ruined the 3333 thumbs downs
Not a coincadence. Good luck.
Enough with the "literally" bs.
Ouch... Sounds like a good YouTube title such as "Penis Fail" or something lol
That happened to me but it's cuz I hit her gag reflex... Some chicks just can't deep throat...
Figuratively vomiting would have been much more bearable....? =/ l2useenglish