i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I dont see why people are complaining about the use of literally. Hes using it it address "the second" not "vomited."\n\nSince "second" is often an exaggeration, saying literally makes sense.
She meant to do that.
Yea that's pretty bad bro lol your screwed not a coincidence
Opposed to figuratively vomitting?
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She was probably disgusted by your tiny tool.
Definitely not a coincidence
you sir, suck at life....lol!
How many times do I have to say this? ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO DO RUSSIAN REVERSALS!
so its true.....aliens do exist
nope. no coincidence. you got an ugly dick dude.
Haha bad night big lad. Be a grower, not a shower lol
Dude u need a new penis
In Soviet Russia dick see puke!
ive heard of breast implants.. but i think your fucked with the whole cock implant thing.
:) keep telling yourself that
I think someone likes you.;)
She was probably nervous or something
Get a replacement c0ck ... Lol
Did u stil get laid.
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Ha, must be new to sucking dick
Would you rather some cleaning or humiliation of her laughter at your puny shaft?
The chick was sick of dick, right? lol
i usually point and laugh, but i guess puking gets the point across too
Hahahahaha! And aww I just ruined the 3333 thumbs downs
Not a coincadence. Good luck.
Enough with the "literally" bs.
Ouch... Sounds like a good YouTube title such as "Penis Fail" or something lol
That happened to me but it's cuz I hit her gag reflex... Some chicks just can't deep throat...
Figuratively vomiting would have been much more bearable....? =/ l2useenglish