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  • Wow. This used to be funny. "abortion= no Einstein, no Galileo, no Copernicus, no Obama, no Washington, no Newton, no YOU, etcetera" Haha, also no Hitler, Stalin, or Bin Laden. Shut the frak up, the 'your aborted baby could be president' point is null. They could also be a crack-whore, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:25pm
    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country\n\nagreed.

      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 6:55am
  • I think that I need to go bowling with whoever posted this... call me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:58pm
  • LETS GET THAT FETUS DRUNK

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:09am
  • YES!!! I love Knocked Up. And they used it when they didn't want to say "abortion." The line was something to the effect of "I don't want to say it, but let's just say that it rhymes with Shushmorshion"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:13pm
  • ^^ BIG HUGS^^ deep breath^^U DID THE RIGHT THING FOR U^^these folks who ramble on about the right or wrong other peoples legitimate choices are of no consequence to you in reality. most of them still believe science is "made up to question their faith".

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Ahhh the extreme right wing and die hard Christians.... You guys make me smile. Untill the government is paying my medical bills they can eat a D before they try to tell me what I can and cannot do with my body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:53pm
  • adoption - lots of waiting families out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:00pm
  • obama should have been shmborted

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:40pm
  • hahahhahaha!! if i didn't get a smusmortion my mom would shmurder me!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:49pm
  • adoption-don't ruin a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:15am
  • hahahaha this argument isnt ruining the post, its making it better. pro-lifers will take anything as an inviation to share there beliefs. Clearly a text (probably a drunken one) quoting a movie, that says SUMOSHORSHIN requries a serious debate on the pros and cons of abortion question~ does the proper spelling of sumoshomrshin effect the vailidty of of its pro choice undertones????? hahaha idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:09am
  • May 16, 2009 3:51PM youre right...one is killing an innocent person and one is killing someone who deserves it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:26am
  • I have **[been]** speaking about (in the first paragraph) aren't **[you]** a bit (second paragraph) No **[where]** in the bible (second paragraph) Just didn't want to get criticized for any grammatical errors

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 4:50 - you are a bible misinterpreting asshat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:43pm
  • seriously who cares, its a funny text, its posted to make people laugh. and really if someone thousands of miles away from you gets an abortion, please tell me how that affects your life? have a sense of humor people

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:17am
  • DANGER WILL ROBINSON ABORT ABORT ABORT

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:22am
  • YES!@! THAT is hysterical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:37pm
  • that is the bset one yet by far

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I'll give you the coat hanger

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:23pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best one ive seen yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:14pm
  • hahahahaha greatest post ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:19am
  • I just laughed so hard i pissed myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:02pm
  • abortion- don't ruin 9 months of your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:34pm
  • 11:45: If Osama bin Laden raped you and knocked you up, would you be mature enough to keep it? Yeah I thought so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:00pm
  • and it means abortion dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:14pm
  • all i know to say is ...wow. ^_^

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:02am
  • bahaha. hilarious!!! first time on the site and this is the first one i read. lmfao and i all i can say is pro choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:25am
  • Abort Abort Abort!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:32pm
  • abortion: if dudes could get pregnant, it'd be a rite of passage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:44am
  • Saying someone supports abortion makes it seem like they're advocating that everyone go get one. Obama supports choice. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:09am
  • abortion - people who support adoption usually don't adopt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:24am
  • Last time I checked they didn't post these texts to get everyone's opinion on what they should do; but I'm just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:46am
  • Abortion is only advocated by people who have themselves been born.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:14am
  • thank u for correcting my grammar, u r smarter than me/i was typing too quickly to re-read my comment. people that correct the grammar of others online r equal to psycho pro lifers that use a site about DRUNKEN texting to preach the work and parking police. ur mother should have had a sumomorishmin uh oh thats mean!!!! was i joking or am i the devil?!??!?!?!? the world may never know hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:23am
  • CALL THE WAHBULANCE i didnt get an abortion, but that was MY choice. would never impose my beliefs on someone else you crazy christians

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:38pm
  • AHAHAHA. AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Funniest one I've seen. Ever. I can't really see my screen cause I'm crying tears of laughter. I also kind of wish everyone fighting on this post had been aborted. (That was also a joke, don't fight over that too)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:22pm
  • prolifepeople/rightwingconservatives = suck..and that's really all that matters. you all are ignorant, closed minded and you can't even let something FUNNY just STAY funny. Now, shut the fuck up and go read a fucking book..Oh, and about 98% of you only believe what you "believe" because your dumbass, ignorant parents and your lack to think on your own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:17am
  • Everybody's free to wear sunscreen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:00am
  • you all ruined a hilarious drunken text. thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:50pm
  • We all started as a single cell dumbass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:45am
  • abortion--don't ruin a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:59am
  • "Abortion is only advocated by people who themselves been born." Who else could advocate abortion, the dead?

    Submitted by zmfrew on Jul 14, 10 at 3:30am
  • HAHAA. This is fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:59pm
  • I don't get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:18am
  • We don't have the right to choose who lives and dies yet the people pro-lifers support in the government are pro-death penalty? How does that work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Will you guys shut the fuck up-it used to be funny. Way to kill it. Take your oldschool debate back to frosh year of high school okay. And next time you see a funny text on here-just don't post on it, we don't want you to ruin another perfectly good text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Chocolate pudding motherfuckers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:21pm
  • this has been a joke with me and me friends forever! I LOVE IT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:21am
  • stop fucking fighting on a funny post. this isnt meant to cause conflict its suppose to be funny. god damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:44pm
  • adoption - that is a person inside you dont be selfish

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:44pm
  • "Abortion is only advocated by people who have themselves been born." I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Umm...it means abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:14pm
  • ABORTION!!!! that baby is your responsibility...you made it, dont you dare pass it off to someone else. Take care of it yourself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:30am
  • I totally agree!!! ^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:12am
  • Really people? This site is called texts from last night. This abortion talk is so '90s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:16pm
  • pretttttyy sure this isn't here for everyones opinion...i was just here to read peoples replies and had to read everyones opinions on abortion..common now people haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:19pm
  • AHAHAHA. AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I know "smusmorshion" is from a movie, but wtf does it mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:12pm
  • If only Hitler's mom was pro-choice...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 5:39 to each his own

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:59pm
  • why do you have to argue... just fucking get along for one second could we? its fucking tfln, not the debate team. anyway, sick reference to knocked up hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:56am
  • Abortion tastes better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Birth control does not equal abortion. There's a difference between killing a developing human - who in some cases could live outside the womb (just think we did partial birth abortions in the 90s) and stopping the egg from ever attaching to the wall of the uterus. You're an idiot and that is a red herring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:39pm
  • hahaa you stupid crazy bitches. go into an orphanage and see how many kids were "put up for adoption", then tell me you'd put your own kid up for adoption. abortion > adoption

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:55pm
  • This is me! I'm the 908! ah!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:14am
  • ADOPTION!!!! that baby is your responsibility...you made it, dont you dare kill it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:40am
  • Your friend who told you a fetus grabbed his finger during a abortion is full of shit. Are going to go adopt those potential philosophers and black presidents? Get off your fucking high horse. You wouldn't get an abortion. Fine. But do to try to tell women who would that they are wrong for making the decision for themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • hahahahhahahahahahahahha. fucking the shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:11pm
  • stfu, it's supposed to be funny. party poopers

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Haha superbad quote (:

    Submitted by i69b on Apr 2, 10 at 12:04am
  • any form of birth control (including abstinence you fucking evangelicals)=abortion, think of all the amazing babies you could be having but are denying the right to exist!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:32pm
  • you know what--let's just agree to disagree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Next round of smusmorshions on me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:22pm
  • lol @ life vs choice debates obviously anyone who is pro-life doesn't know what it's like to get drugged and knocked up and afraid of being kicked out of the fucking house for being a 'pregnant whore' pro-choice for the win, pro-choice gives you the option to either adopt or abort... pro-life is just one of the two

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:21pm
  • I don't even get why everyones arguing! It's a fucking joke and a line from a movie, dammmmn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:43am
  • I don't care about debating my views on life here..... BUT I love the movie knocked up! That's great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Go watch knocked up and you'll get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:55am
  • Not a person. Fetus is not a person. After a trimester you can make an argument. Before that you cannot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:59pm
  • May 11: 3.22 - Great Lost in space quote! It's worthy of a hug :)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:35am
  • coincidentally Obama supports abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:17am
  • abortion- a group of cells isn't a person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:17am
  • adoption and abortion at the same time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I asked and my friends agree masturbation is technically a form of abortion

    Submitted by crazyathlete on Jul 14, 10 at 12:35am
  • abortion. try having a parasite living off you for nine months, guys. then we'll see who's pro life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:47am
  • I believe you meant to type "share THEIR beliefs". Gramatically, the word "THERE" doesn't quite fit ... but nice try ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Yeah lets kill them instead of have them anguish in an orphanage. We have the right to choose death for them. Right on! <\sarcasm> And you don't have to be a Christian to be against denying a child of life for your selfish conveniece.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:49pm
  • How can you trust a woman to take care of a child if you can't even trust her to make the decision to keep it? Honestly, I'm glad my mom is pro-choice because that means that she WANTED me. Unlike some of you who are only alive because your mommy didn't want an abortion. What a sad little life you must live!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:56am
  • The entire point is a movie quote from knocked up. Chill out

    Submitted by tesscavs08 on May 30, 10 at 12:24am
  • Who cares about all the technicalities about abortions, this is funny! Love knocked up.

    Submitted by AHM on Mar 5, 10 at 8:47am
  • Numero uno: Its the truth. Numero dos: Learn how to type so i can actually understand half of what you're saying. learn english . im not on a high horse. I was just giving choices and results, Im not telling anyone what to do, and i dont care what yall do. thus the reason of me saying YOUR CHOICE. IDIOT!!! LEARN ENGLISH. ITS FREAKING AMERICA!!! 12:00: THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH ME! LOL. You shouldnt assume when you dont know. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Omg this bible talk is effin dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:04am
  • It is not your right to choose whether or not someone is able to live. yeah so its not your right to choose whether they live... pro-life is contradictory so you=stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:45pm
  • being pro-choice and anti-death penalty are two completely different things. and it's a lot easier for you to choose adoption for someone else when it doesn't affect your life at all. gettttt over it. and i think this text is HILARIOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Haha knocked up...best.movie.ever.

    Submitted by buglet on Mar 6, 10 at 8:38am
  • Ah hahahaha!! This is hilarious. \n\nIf you're seriously pro-life and on this website you have a few big life choices to make because you must really hate yourselves. Go preach at church. That's what they're for.

    Submitted by SidneyShotgun on May 24, 10 at 7:49pm
  • Ooochins Bosweeaky weeeeees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Ok this was stolen from the movie knocked up. Not funny.

    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 5, 10 at 3:39am
  • hah, i have never heard, now i have. college stories @ oicollege.com

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:50am
  • July 27, 2009 4:25PM: Yes. They really WOULD still preach to you about keeping it. They hide behind "moral values" but have never had problems like the ones you describe and probably never will. I know a lot of men who are pro-life that make it hell for women who are pro-choice. Tell me how that's fair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:31am
  • Anyone who is against abortion is a fucking idiot. The world is already over populated, it doesn't need more (potentially) worthless people.

    Submitted by benjizzlenizzle1 on Dec 11, 11 at 9:17pm