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Wow. This used to be funny.
"abortion= no Einstein, no Galileo, no Copernicus, no Obama, no Washington, no Newton, no YOU, etcetera"
Haha, also no Hitler, Stalin, or Bin Laden. Shut the frak up, the 'your aborted baby could be president' point is null. They could also be a crack-whore, dumbass.
Ahhh the extreme right wing and die hard Christians.... You guys make me smile.
Untill the government is paying my medical bills they can eat a D before they try to tell me what I can and cannot do with my body.
I think that I need to go bowling with whoever posted this... call me.
LETS GET THAT FETUS DRUNK
adoption-don't ruin a life
YES!!! I love Knocked Up. And they used it when they didn't want to say "abortion." The line was something to the effect of "I don't want to say it, but let's just say that it rhymes with Shushmorshion"
adoption - lots of waiting families out there
DANGER WILL ROBINSON
ABORT ABORT ABORT
hahahahaha greatest post ever
obama should have been shmborted
^^ BIG HUGS^^ deep breath^^U DID THE RIGHT THING FOR U^^these folks who ramble on about the right or wrong other peoples legitimate choices are of no consequence to you in reality. most of them still believe science is "made up to question their faith".
hahahaha this argument isnt ruining the post, its making it better. pro-lifers will take anything as an inviation to share there beliefs. Clearly a text (probably a drunken one) quoting a movie, that says SUMOSHORSHIN requries a serious debate on the pros and cons of abortion
question~ does the proper spelling of sumoshomrshin effect the vailidty of of its pro choice undertones?????
that is the bset one yet by far
4:50 - you are a bible misinterpreting asshat.
hahahhahaha!! if i didn't get a smusmortion my mom would shmurder me!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best one ive seen yet
May 16, 2009 3:51PM youre right...one is killing an innocent person and one is killing someone who deserves it
Saying someone supports abortion makes it seem like they're advocating that everyone go get one. Obama supports choice.
I have **[been]** speaking about (in the first paragraph)
aren't **[you]** a bit (second paragraph)
No **[where]** in the bible (second paragraph)
Just didn't want to get criticized for any grammatical errors
seriously who cares, its a funny text, its posted to make people laugh. and really if someone thousands of miles away from you gets an abortion, please tell me how that affects your life? have a sense of humor people
I'll give you the coat hanger
YES!@! THAT is hysterical.
11:45: If Osama bin Laden raped you and knocked you up, would you be mature enough to keep it? Yeah I thought so.
thank u for correcting my grammar, u r smarter than me/i was typing too quickly to re-read my comment. people that correct the grammar of others online r equal to psycho pro lifers that use a site about DRUNKEN texting to preach the work and parking police. ur mother should have had a sumomorishmin
uh oh thats mean!!!! was i joking or am i the devil?!??!?!?!?
the world may never know
abortion- don't ruin 9 months of your life
I just laughed so hard i pissed myself.
abortion: if dudes could get pregnant, it'd be a rite of passage.
CALL THE WAHBULANCE
i didnt get an abortion, but that was MY choice. would never impose my beliefs on someone else you crazy christians
bahaha. hilarious!!! first time on the site and this is the first one i read. lmfao
and i all i can say is pro choice
Abort Abort Abort!!!!
Last time I checked they didn't post these texts to get everyone's opinion on what they should do; but I'm just saying.
all i know to say is ...wow. ^_^
Abortion is only advocated by people who have themselves been born.
ABORTION!!!! that baby is your responsibility...you made it, dont you dare pass it off to someone else. Take care of it yourself!
pretttttyy sure this isn't here for everyones opinion...i was just here to read peoples replies and had to read everyones opinions on abortion..common now people haha
and it means abortion dipshit
Will you guys shut the fuck up-it used to be funny. Way to kill it. Take your oldschool debate back to frosh year of high school okay. And next time you see a funny text on here-just don't post on it, we don't want you to ruin another perfectly good text.
Birth control does not equal abortion. There's a difference between killing a developing human - who in some cases could live outside the womb (just think we did partial birth abortions in the 90s) and stopping the egg from ever attaching to the wall of the uterus. You're an idiot and that is a red herring.
you all ruined a hilarious drunken text.
abortion - people who support adoption usually don't adopt
hahaa you stupid crazy bitches.
go into an orphanage and see how many kids were "put up for adoption", then tell me you'd put your own kid up for adoption.
abortion > adoption
Funniest one I've seen. Ever. I can't really see my screen cause I'm crying tears of laughter.
I also kind of wish everyone fighting on this post had been aborted.
(That was also a joke, don't fight over that too)
prolifepeople/rightwingconservatives = suck..and that's really all that matters.
you all are ignorant, closed minded and you can't even let something FUNNY just STAY funny. Now, shut the fuck up and go read a fucking book..Oh, and about 98% of you only believe what you "believe" because your dumbass, ignorant parents and your lack to think on your own.
We all started as a single cell dumbass!
Everybody's free to wear sunscreen!
We don't have the right to choose who lives and dies yet the people pro-lifers support in the government are pro-death penalty? How does that work?
adoption - that is a person inside you
dont be selfish
Abortion tastes better.
HAHAA. This is fantastic.
stop fucking fighting on a funny post. this isnt meant to cause conflict its suppose to be funny. god damn.
Really people? This site is called texts from last night. This abortion talk is so '90s.
Chocolate pudding motherfuckers!
Umm...it means abortion.
this has been a joke with me and me friends forever! I LOVE IT!!
abortion--don't ruin a life
I don't get it
"Abortion is only advocated by people who themselves been born." Who else could advocate abortion, the dead?
you know what--let's just agree to disagree.
"Abortion is only advocated by people who have themselves been born."
I love you.
I know "smusmorshion" is from a movie, but wtf does it mean?
to each his own
abortion- a group of cells isn't a person.
Go watch knocked up and you'll get it
This is me! I'm the 908! ah!!!!
If only Hitler's mom was pro-choice...
why do you have to argue... just fucking get along for one second could we? its fucking tfln, not the debate team.
anyway, sick reference to knocked up hahahah
stfu, it's supposed to be funny.
I totally agree!!! ^^^^
lol @ life vs choice debates
obviously anyone who is pro-life doesn't know what it's like to get drugged and knocked up and afraid of being kicked out of the fucking house for being a 'pregnant whore'
pro-choice for the win, pro-choice gives you the option to either adopt or abort... pro-life is just one of the two
ADOPTION!!!! that baby is your responsibility...you made it, dont you dare kill it.
hahahahhahahahahahahahha. fucking the shit!
Yeah lets kill them instead of have them anguish in an orphanage. We have the right to choose death for them. Right on! <\sarcasm>
And you don't have to be a Christian to be against denying a child of life for your selfish conveniece.
any form of birth control (including abstinence you fucking evangelicals)=abortion, think of all the amazing babies you could be having but are denying the right to exist!
May 11: 3.22 - Great Lost in space quote! It's worthy of a hug :)!
adoption and abortion at the same time!
Next round of smusmorshions on me!
coincidentally Obama supports abortion
Haha superbad quote (:
Not a person. Fetus is not a person. After a trimester you can make an argument. Before that you cannot.
Your friend who told you a fetus grabbed his finger during a abortion is full of shit. Are going to go adopt those potential philosophers and black presidents? Get off your fucking high horse. You wouldn't get an abortion. Fine. But do to try to tell women who would that they are wrong for making the decision for themselves.
I don't even get why everyones arguing! It's a fucking joke and a line from a movie, dammmmn!
abortion. try having a parasite living off you for nine months, guys. then we'll see who's pro life.
I asked and my friends agree masturbation is technically a form of abortion
I believe you meant to type "share THEIR beliefs". Gramatically, the word "THERE" doesn't quite fit ... but nice try ;)
Numero uno: Its the truth. Numero dos: Learn how to type so i can actually understand half of what you're saying. learn english . im not on a high horse. I was just giving choices and results, Im not telling anyone what to do, and i dont care what yall do. thus the reason of me saying YOUR CHOICE. IDIOT!!! LEARN ENGLISH. ITS FREAKING AMERICA!!!
12:00: THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH ME! LOL. You shouldnt assume when you dont know. Thank you.
We don't speak English; we speak American.
How can you trust a woman to take care of a child if you can't even trust her to make the decision to keep it?
Honestly, I'm glad my mom is pro-choice because that means that she WANTED me. Unlike some of you who are only alive because your mommy didn't want an abortion. What a sad little life you must live!
I don't care about debating my views on life here.....
BUT I love the movie knocked up! That's great!
The entire point is a movie quote from knocked up. Chill out
being pro-choice and anti-death penalty are two completely different things.
and it's a lot easier for you to choose adoption for someone else when it doesn't affect your life at all. gettttt over it.
and i think this text is HILARIOUS!
Who cares about all the technicalities about abortions, this is funny! Love knocked up.
Omg this bible talk is effin dumb.
Ok this was stolen from the movie knocked up. Not funny.
It is not your right to choose whether or not someone is able to live.
yeah so its not your right to choose whether they live... pro-life is contradictory so you=stupid
Haha knocked up...best.movie.ever.
Ah hahahaha!! This is hilarious. \n\nIf you're seriously pro-life and on this website you have a few big life choices to make because you must really hate yourselves. Go preach at church. That's what they're for.
hah, i have never heard, now i have.
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July 27, 2009 4:25PM: Yes. They really WOULD still preach to you about keeping it. They hide behind "moral values" but have never had problems like the ones you describe and probably never will. I know a lot of men who are pro-life that make it hell for women who are pro-choice. Tell me how that's fair.
Anyone who is against abortion is a fucking idiot. The world is already over populated, it doesn't need more (potentially) worthless people.