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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:58pm

    I think that I need to go bowling with whoever posted this... call me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:35pm

    I have **[been]** speaking about (in the first paragraph) aren't **[you]** a bit (second paragraph) No **[where]** in the bible (second paragraph) Just didn't want to get criticized for any grammatical errors

  • 81 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:25pm

    Wow. This used to be funny. "abortion= no Einstein, no Galileo, no Copernicus, no Obama, no Washington, no Newton, no YOU, etcetera" Haha, also no Hitler, Stalin, or Bin Laden. Shut the frak up, the 'your aborted baby could be president' point is null. They could also be a crack-whore, dumbass.

    • 62 88
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 6:55am

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country\n\nagreed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    adoption - lots of waiting families out there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:17am

    prolifepeople/rightwingconservatives = suck..and that's really all that matters. you all are ignorant, closed minded and you can't even let something FUNNY just STAY funny. Now, shut the fuck up and go read a fucking book..Oh, and about 98% of you only believe what you "believe" because your dumbass, ignorant parents and your lack to think on your own.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:43pm

    4:50 - you are a bible misinterpreting asshat.

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:19pm

    AHAHAHA. AWESOME.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:15am

    adoption-don't ruin a life

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:14pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best one ive seen yet

  • 86 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:53pm

    Ahhh the extreme right wing and die hard Christians.... You guys make me smile. Untill the government is paying my medical bills they can eat a D before they try to tell me what I can and cannot do with my body.

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:56am

    How can you trust a woman to take care of a child if you can't even trust her to make the decision to keep it? Honestly, I'm glad my mom is pro-choice because that means that she WANTED me. Unlike some of you who are only alive because your mommy didn't want an abortion. What a sad little life you must live!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:23pm

    I'll give you the coat hanger

  • 76 75
    Submitted by zmfrew on Jul 14, 10 at 3:30am

    "Abortion is only advocated by people who themselves been born." Who else could advocate abortion, the dead?

  • 85 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:40pm

    obama should have been shmborted

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:44am

    abortion: if dudes could get pregnant, it'd be a rite of passage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:56am

    why do you have to argue... just fucking get along for one second could we? its fucking tfln, not the debate team. anyway, sick reference to knocked up hahahah

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:17am

    seriously who cares, its a funny text, its posted to make people laugh. and really if someone thousands of miles away from you gets an abortion, please tell me how that affects your life? have a sense of humor people

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:16pm

    Really people? This site is called texts from last night. This abortion talk is so '90s.

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:46am

    Last time I checked they didn't post these texts to get everyone's opinion on what they should do; but I'm just saying.

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:34pm

    abortion- don't ruin 9 months of your life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:09am

    LETS GET THAT FETUS DRUNK

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:31am

    July 27, 2009 4:25PM: Yes. They really WOULD still preach to you about keeping it. They hide behind "moral values" but have never had problems like the ones you describe and probably never will. I know a lot of men who are pro-life that make it hell for women who are pro-choice. Tell me how that's fair.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:50pm

    you all ruined a hilarious drunken text. thanks.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:43am

    I don't even get why everyones arguing! It's a fucking joke and a line from a movie, dammmmn!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:51pm

    being pro-choice and anti-death penalty are two completely different things. and it's a lot easier for you to choose adoption for someone else when it doesn't affect your life at all. gettttt over it. and i think this text is HILARIOUS!

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:37pm

    YES!@! THAT is hysterical.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:02pm

    I just laughed so hard i pissed myself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:59pm

    HAHAA. This is fantastic.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:02am

    all i know to say is ...wow. ^_^

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:11pm

    hahahahhahahahahahahahha. fucking the shit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:26am

    May 16, 2009 3:51PM youre right...one is killing an innocent person and one is killing someone who deserves it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:56am

    Your friend who told you a fetus grabbed his finger during a abortion is full of shit. Are going to go adopt those potential philosophers and black presidents? Get off your fucking high horse. You wouldn't get an abortion. Fine. But do to try to tell women who would that they are wrong for making the decision for themselves.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:49pm

    Will you guys shut the fuck up-it used to be funny. Way to kill it. Take your oldschool debate back to frosh year of high school okay. And next time you see a funny text on here-just don't post on it, we don't want you to ruin another perfectly good text.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:32pm

    any form of birth control (including abstinence you fucking evangelicals)=abortion, think of all the amazing babies you could be having but are denying the right to exist!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:40am

    ADOPTION!!!! that baby is your responsibility...you made it, dont you dare kill it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:22pm

    Next round of smusmorshions on me!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:41pm

    Ooochins Bosweeaky weeeeees.

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:59am

    abortion--don't ruin a life

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:13pm

    YES!!! I love Knocked Up. And they used it when they didn't want to say "abortion." The line was something to the effect of "I don't want to say it, but let's just say that it rhymes with Shushmorshion"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:44pm

    adoption - that is a person inside you dont be selfish

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:35am

    May 11: 3.22 - Great Lost in space quote! It's worthy of a hug :)!

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:59pm

    Not a person. Fetus is not a person. After a trimester you can make an argument. Before that you cannot.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:19am

    hahahahaha greatest post ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:14am

    This is me! I'm the 908! ah!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:33pm

    Abortion tastes better.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:49pm

    hahahhahaha!! if i didn't get a smusmortion my mom would shmurder me!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:17am

    abortion- a group of cells isn't a person.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:18am

    I don't get it

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:09am

    hahahaha this argument isnt ruining the post, its making it better. pro-lifers will take anything as an inviation to share there beliefs. Clearly a text (probably a drunken one) quoting a movie, that says SUMOSHORSHIN requries a serious debate on the pros and cons of abortion question~ does the proper spelling of sumoshomrshin effect the vailidty of of its pro choice undertones????? hahaha idiots

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:44pm

    stop fucking fighting on a funny post. this isnt meant to cause conflict its suppose to be funny. god damn.

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:00am

    Everybody's free to wear sunscreen!

  • 62 76
    Submitted by crazyathlete on Jul 14, 10 at 12:35am

    I asked and my friends agree masturbation is technically a form of abortion

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:09am

    Saying someone supports abortion makes it seem like they're advocating that everyone go get one. Obama supports choice. Dumbass.

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:25am

    bahaha. hilarious!!! first time on the site and this is the first one i read. lmfao and i all i can say is pro choice

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:34pm

    "Abortion is only advocated by people who have themselves been born." I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:47am

    abortion. try having a parasite living off you for nine months, guys. then we'll see who's pro life.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:55am

    Go watch knocked up and you'll get it

  • 63 81
    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 5, 10 at 3:39am

    Ok this was stolen from the movie knocked up. Not funny.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:28pm

    that is the bset one yet by far

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:12pm

    We don't have the right to choose who lives and dies yet the people pro-lifers support in the government are pro-death penalty? How does that work?

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:00pm

    11:45: If Osama bin Laden raped you and knocked you up, would you be mature enough to keep it? Yeah I thought so.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:12am

    I totally agree!!! ^^^^

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:45am

    We all started as a single cell dumbass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:04am

    Omg this bible talk is effin dumb.

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:32pm

    Abort Abort Abort!!!!

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:23am

    thank u for correcting my grammar, u r smarter than me/i was typing too quickly to re-read my comment. people that correct the grammar of others online r equal to psycho pro lifers that use a site about DRUNKEN texting to preach the work and parking police. ur mother should have had a sumomorishmin uh oh thats mean!!!! was i joking or am i the devil?!??!?!?!? the world may never know hahaha

  • 63 85
    Submitted by SidneyShotgun on May 24, 10 at 7:49pm

    Ah hahahaha!! This is hilarious. \n\nIf you're seriously pro-life and on this website you have a few big life choices to make because you must really hate yourselves. Go preach at church. That's what they're for.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:14pm

    Umm...it means abortion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:21pm

    lol @ life vs choice debates obviously anyone who is pro-life doesn't know what it's like to get drugged and knocked up and afraid of being kicked out of the fucking house for being a 'pregnant whore' pro-choice for the win, pro-choice gives you the option to either adopt or abort... pro-life is just one of the two

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:00pm

    stfu, it's supposed to be funny. party poopers

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:14pm

    and it means abortion dipshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:30am

    ABORTION!!!! that baby is your responsibility...you made it, dont you dare pass it off to someone else. Take care of it yourself!

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:19pm

    pretttttyy sure this isn't here for everyones opinion...i was just here to read peoples replies and had to read everyones opinions on abortion..common now people haha

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:39pm

    If only Hitler's mom was pro-choice...

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:54pm

    you know what--let's just agree to disagree.

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:55pm

    hahaa you stupid crazy bitches. go into an orphanage and see how many kids were "put up for adoption", then tell me you'd put your own kid up for adoption. abortion > adoption

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:49pm

    Yeah lets kill them instead of have them anguish in an orphanage. We have the right to choose death for them. Right on! <\sarcasm> And you don't have to be a Christian to be against denying a child of life for your selfish conveniece.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:24am

    abortion - people who support adoption usually don't adopt

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:14am

    Abortion is only advocated by people who have themselves been born.

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:22am

    DANGER WILL ROBINSON ABORT ABORT ABORT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:38pm

    CALL THE WAHBULANCE i didnt get an abortion, but that was MY choice. would never impose my beliefs on someone else you crazy christians

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:12pm

    I know "smusmorshion" is from a movie, but wtf does it mean?

  • 62 93
    Submitted by i69b on Apr 2, 10 at 12:04am

    Haha superbad quote (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:32pm

    I don't care about debating my views on life here..... BUT I love the movie knocked up! That's great!

  • Submitted by buglet on Mar 6, 10 at 8:38am

    Haha knocked up...best.movie.ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:59pm

    5:39 to each his own

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:21pm

    Chocolate pudding motherfuckers!

  • 56 84
    Submitted by AHM on Mar 5, 10 at 8:47am

    Who cares about all the technicalities about abortions, this is funny! Love knocked up.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:25pm

    ^^ BIG HUGS^^ deep breath^^U DID THE RIGHT THING FOR U^^these folks who ramble on about the right or wrong other peoples legitimate choices are of no consequence to you in reality. most of them still believe science is "made up to question their faith".

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:09pm

    Numero uno: Its the truth. Numero dos: Learn how to type so i can actually understand half of what you're saying. learn english . im not on a high horse. I was just giving choices and results, Im not telling anyone what to do, and i dont care what yall do. thus the reason of me saying YOUR CHOICE. IDIOT!!! LEARN ENGLISH. ITS FREAKING AMERICA!!! 12:00: THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH ME! LOL. You shouldnt assume when you dont know. Thank you.

    • Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 6:51am

      We don't speak English; we speak American.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:56pm

    I believe you meant to type "share THEIR beliefs". Gramatically, the word "THERE" doesn't quite fit ... but nice try ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:22pm

    Funniest one I've seen. Ever. I can't really see my screen cause I'm crying tears of laughter. I also kind of wish everyone fighting on this post had been aborted. (That was also a joke, don't fight over that too)

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:19pm

    AHAHAHA. AWESOME.

  • 60 97
    Submitted by tesscavs08 on May 30, 10 at 12:24am

    The entire point is a movie quote from knocked up. Chill out

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:45pm

    It is not your right to choose whether or not someone is able to live. yeah so its not your right to choose whether they live... pro-life is contradictory so you=stupid

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:39pm

    Birth control does not equal abortion. There's a difference between killing a developing human - who in some cases could live outside the womb (just think we did partial birth abortions in the 90s) and stopping the egg from ever attaching to the wall of the uterus. You're an idiot and that is a red herring.

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:50am

    hah, i have never heard, now i have. college stories @ oicollege.com

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:17am

    coincidentally Obama supports abortion

  • 55 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:50pm

    adoption and abortion at the same time!

  • 30 55
    Submitted by benjizzlenizzle1 on Dec 11, 11 at 9:17pm

    Anyone who is against abortion is a fucking idiot. The world is already over populated, it doesn't need more (potentially) worthless people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:21am

    this has been a joke with me and me friends forever! I LOVE IT!!