thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
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Let's get ratchettttt let's get ratchettttt!
Fucker should have eaten her out.
This post makes me wish I had a dick to say this kind of thing to people.
wouldnt be worth dropping another 100 bucks on a date if the chick was a bowser and/or he feels like she wouldn't do it next time anyway
1204 im sure we would all appreciate it if you actually never did have sex again.......I cant really imagine a world with your off spring in it
11:33 hit the nail on the head. If he had a chance for the next time he just blew it. No pun intended. Really.
This person has now lost any and all chance of said blow job. Stupid move.
lol baby batter - classic...girls are clever
Every Ed Hardy male wearing douche bag 661 er!
i freaking hate the way people say "said" instead of "a blow job" @ 11:33
Smooth move douche. Guess you'll never get that bj now.
I'm absolutely astonished by the people that act like this is offensive...Isn't the stuff that makes this site worth reading all offensive?
why dont you lick that pussy first eh?
Taking a girl out to dinner does NOT entitle you to any sex or oral sex. This is why I've started paying for myself on dates! Then the guy actually has to put some effort into getting laid.
I like how nobody has even thought "maybe she has a good sense of humor". I dated a girl that I could talk to like this and she would laugh about it. She would tell me to suck her clit all the time in the same joking manner. I'm just saying, it could have been a funny moment and not a "what an asshole" moment.
I love it when someone considers the texter ugly or unattractive.
. . .and then take a load in the face?
haha yeah 12:04 you are probably a girl with a hairy chest and a stash.
1:15 sounds like a lot of fun. Bwahahahaha! Loopy twat. You can pay for your own dinner and still slob my knob.
lmao im a girl and even i think this is funny!
well, if the guy is attractive enough, i'd wanna blow him. if he's not very attractive and he's just a friend and i help him release stress or seomthing, it's annoying. they always want more. every time they see you.
lmfao i like how you people classify. "661" er. wow.......stfu.
bitch should have sucked him off
I think 11:09 like to be shot in the face with baby batter
ooo I like that, actually paying for yourself on a date, thats such a good way to get out of hooking up after. And classy girls don't hook up on the first date : )
circumstances do vary though....
hahaha .. im a girl and i think its nice to pay for dinner every once in awhile, i hate it when the guy is always paying!
me and my ex used to go for dinner and desert and one of us would take the bill for dinner then the other for desert...
then we would both share seconds on desert later ; )
this is fake... you are making me ashamed of the 661 :(
girl was probably ugly. Guy was just spitting the truth. So maybe the girl lost out and is never going to get to go on a date with the dude
Should have taken one for the team, sweetie!
ugh. bakersfield boys!!! ugh!
what you people fail to realize is that maybe they went all the way, but she wouldnt let him put his d in her m after being in her a or v .
gross. glad you didn't.
Unfortunately, you are exactly right 4:23. Its a shame, a Goddamn shame.
Even better if he could have been a fucker
i feel like i know this "661er".
Pay her own way? Pfft! Fine with me. I'd actually LIKE to meet a woman that feels like she can depend on me for small thing like Dinner or at least Lunch. If you're that independent you can enjoy your supper alone.
haha right 1119.
i like this weird bit of morality on this site. good times, monday morning
fuck her, she's an ugly cunt, you can fuck better
hahaha I love this site. If you mention sex in a text you're a slut, if it's said that you didn't then you're a prude. I agree with 2:25 and 12:04, and also....just because she had a good time on the date doesn't mean she ended up finding him sexually attractive, this could be a prelude to an "I like you as a friend' text
2:13 - TRUE, all the inappropriateness is why i'm here
1:22 - hahaha - YES
and 12:04 - no one wants you anyways - have fun never getting laid.
all of you make me want to never have sex again. 1147 genius, "said blowjob" refers to the blowjob in question, which the retard that sent this never got (thank god). "a blowjob" means any possible blowjob, which i hope you never get/give. i love the girl that this is about only because she isn't a moron. well done
A little oral sex does make for a more lively evening
hahahahaha what a great response
...which is a terrible text (or prelude) to send, at least said dude told it straight
uhuhh 7:36 this pretty much sounds like every 661er
Unless it was a clear inside joke (meaning they're strictly platonic), the guy's an ass.
which team? dude's that'll send that shit to someone, then send to this website? yeah. glad you didn't, though maybe 1109 should.