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  • 69 40
    Submitted by tlaloc995 on Dec 29, 11 at 3:45pm

    So are you also spending new years eve waiting for the ball(s) to drop?

  • 62 44
    Submitted by pinky22 on Dec 29, 11 at 2:08pm

    Haha this is hilarious :)

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 29, 11 at 2:38pm

    Jingle balls.... It would have been so much better if he has tied a ribbon of bells around his junk!

    • 45 52
      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 29, 11 at 5:59pm

      Even easier when you already have loops to hook said decorations on!

  • 54 39
    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Dec 29, 11 at 2:20pm

    You say that like it's a bad thing?

  • 50 44
    Submitted by security24 on Dec 30, 11 at 3:06am

    I don't know what OP is complaining about. That sounds like an amazing wake up call!

  • 49 48
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 30, 11 at 2:42am

    Then there's the good old wake and bake. Followed by a swim in the lake.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by norcalgirl on Dec 29, 11 at 7:19pm

    Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey!

    • 45 43
      Submitted by porksword on Dec 29, 11 at 8:50pm

      I remember "Wakey wakey, hands off snakey!"

      • 14 21
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 5:23pm

        Yes, but that was in a David Arquette movie.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 29, 11 at 2:19pm

    How do you like me now???? Lol

  • 46 56
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 29, 11 at 10:03pm

    The only thing better would be someone walking in on this prick while he was tea bagging his webcam

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 29, 11 at 4:10pm

    Like a boss !! Ah ah

  • 38 55
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 29, 11 at 5:21pm

    ...matt? you bastard you! how ya been? ain't seen your ass since the thing in Sao Paolo

  • 40 61
    Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 29, 11 at 2:18pm

    Pious!

  • 8 7
    Submitted by togatoga on May 10, 13 at 12:33pm

    Hahaha!!