I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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So are you also spending new years eve waiting for the ball(s) to drop?
Jingle balls.... It would have been so much better if he has tied a ribbon of bells around his junk!
Even easier when you already have loops to hook said decorations on!
Haha this is hilarious :)
I don't know what OP is complaining about. That sounds like an amazing wake up call!
You say that like it's a bad thing?
Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey!
I remember "Wakey wakey, hands off snakey!"
Yes, but that was in a David Arquette movie.
Like a boss !! Ah ah
Then there's the good old wake and bake. Followed by a swim in the lake.
...matt? you bastard you! how ya been? ain't seen your ass since the thing in Sao Paolo
How do you like me now???? Lol
The only thing better would be someone walking in on this prick while he was tea bagging his webcam