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  • The correct order should be mouth to pussy to ass then finish on my titties:}

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:46pm
  • @2:36 - no she just got a horrified look on her face and walked away. you're one sick puppy though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:42pm
  • now THAT'S how you get swine flu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:49pm
  • I guess your shit-eating grin gave it away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 516 is Long Island, not San Diego.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:39pm
  • That is so awful!! My first thought was any girl who does that with a guy she cant trust kinda deserves it... but then think about walking into that room.... oh my god.... that is the most terrible thing I can imagine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Dirty whore....I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:12pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS ASS TO MOUTH?!?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:43pm
  • Well, if it was the guy on the giving end who got this chant, I would put a point in the "win" column.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Lmfao Nassau county NY , smh lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:50pm
  • So awesome. That's an FML if I ever heard one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Ass to mouth is not rimming. Ass to mouth is plowing a chick (or dude if you play for that team) and then having the said plowed partner perform oral sex on the object that was plowed into their asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:43pm
  • ATM us fucking sweet best is afterwords ask them what dinner part two taste like and leave, fuckin. Swweeeettttt!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:56pm
  • ass to mouth is the greatest! "Bitch clean my poopy dick", i'm a fuckin pioneer of that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Any girl that's into ATM is classy in my book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Hmm. Lots of people don't know what ass to mouth is. Maybe they should have been more explicit in Clerks 2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:00pm
  • that's almost as bad as explaining to my mom what felching is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:28pm
  • @7:55 girls who snowball is where its at! That shit is better than ATM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:26pm
  • It's only ok to go ASS to MOUTH if it's in the heat of passion...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:46am
  • Who ordered a tossed salad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:58pm
  • @7:55 I agree with u i wud rather see my girl snowball than ATM...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Yeahh rep Huntington and nopo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Ah, 516... my hometown... where are you hon? i wont make you eat it after I've plowed your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:31pm
  • This whole time I though "Ass to Mouth" in clerks referred to licking a butthole. But apparently "Ass-to-mouth is a colloquial term for the removal of the penis from the anus followed by the immediate insertion of the penis into the mouth." Makes sense! Learned something else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:49am
  • I learned a new word today, thanks tfln! "Felching is a human sexual behavior involving the licking or sucking of another person's anus. This practice involves a high health risk. In particular, it refers to the act of sucking semen out of the anus of one's partner."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:45am
  • You would be popular in farmville too...... as long as you also know how to post texts. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Is it because she was a star in Human Centipede?

    Submitted by TikiShades on Apr 22, 11 at 8:05pm
  • a reputation like this will spread around real fast. The OP's life is f'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:05pm
  • You guys can't seriously think it's sexy to watch a girl suck her own poop off of your penis, can you??? Gross! ATM is not cool. When you snowball your boyfriend after going down on him, now THAT is sexy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:55am
  • nothing wrong with that. 3:30 - not with you though, huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:08pm
  • eww much. [♀kj♀]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:24am
  • Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:38pm
  • YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Wow I'm from 631 and I loveee you!!!! -charm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:31am
  • @ 3:46-- spoken like the director of every 5 minute porn scene known to man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:01pm
  • @ 3:46 ...I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:20pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:44pm
  • 3:38 YES good reference. At least it wasn't ass to ass a la requiem for a dream ! XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:51pm
  • any girl that goes ATM is sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:01pm
  • @3:30PM.... did your girlfriend get yeast infections often and always wonder why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:52am
  • stay classy san diego

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:17pm
  • 3:31- what made you think i didnt like it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:03pm
  • @ 2:28 - did she get visibly turned on and then said, "god that's making me so fucking horny and hot" then proceed to pull down her panties and say, "fucking eat that ass NOW!!" and did you say "yes mom" and proceed to give her the best ass-rimming of her life and then she said "fuck mommys pussy NOW!!" and then you... oh, sorry...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:36pm
  • never go ass to mouth xD

    Submitted by amberseashell on Jul 12, 11 at 8:35am