dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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oh if he was at that bar, and so drunk he can't remember it you so got away with it!!
Yea los angeles!!!!
He would do the same to u givn the chance
I woulda had anal with his girl then stole the credit card
You might be a terrible person? But he is spineless for letting you get away with it.
Making out with the girlfriend is one thing stealing his credit card is another ball game, I hope the next text is "I'm in jail"
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Thats because you are a terrible person.
They don't let you text from jail....DUH! lol
This guy is an All-American hero! Praise him and his awesomeness!
thats who you are you dickhead mothafaka ! haha
11:33 Saying he has to call someone to say, "I'm in jail." is not nearly as funny and wouldn't go with the whole "texts from last night" theme.