I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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I guess Han shot first lol
It made the kessel run in under 10 parsecs
Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?
I love you!!!!
1:37 wins the thread.
-the quiet guy in the corner
whoever said that Star Wars sucks should go fuck themselves with a rusty pipe. Star Wars is the shit. Oh, and btw well done on all the Han quotes. brilliant
im confused would anyone please explain this one? PERLEEASSEEE
*wonders if the guy she's sitting next to at work is the one this happened to*
@ 4:28, not to be snarky, but it was "the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs." not 10.
Didn't vote.Becouse, honestly - I don't know. Win? Fail? Well one way or the other - it's an Epic one.
All the Star Wars quotes, pure brilliance. 1:37 is my hero.
This most definitely is the penis you're looking for.
She's fast enough for you, old man.
If you don't marry her I will for you!
I like the fact that parsecs is not a unit of time but a unit of measurement.
could just be coincidental timing
Just imagine what would have happened if you'd called him Boba Fett.
GREATEST. GIRL. EVER.
He sure was Solo wasn't he...
P.S. The original Star Wars rocks...
Hahahaha @ 11:37. I love this text.
so gonna try that on my boyfriend this weekend!
That is bad ass i get laid every night and my g/f does ever call me Han Solo
Why can't I find a girl like you
^^^ thats depressing
@ 12:48 (1)
This made me laugh loudly enough that my boss came to my cubicle. Thank you.
He Should of had a hand solo first
you pushed the hyper space button. you are the best.
Haha. This text made my day.
LMFAO.. just an FYI - Star Wars sucks