I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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I guess Han shot first lol
It made the kessel run in under 10 parsecs
Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?
I love you!!!!
1:37 wins the thread.
-the quiet guy in the corner
whoever said that Star Wars sucks should go fuck themselves with a rusty pipe. Star Wars is the shit. Oh, and btw well done on all the Han quotes. brilliant
@ 4:28, not to be snarky, but it was "the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs." not 10.
*wonders if the guy she's sitting next to at work is the one this happened to*
She's fast enough for you, old man.
All the Star Wars quotes, pure brilliance. 1:37 is my hero.
This most definitely is the penis you're looking for.
im confused would anyone please explain this one? PERLEEASSEEE
If you don't marry her I will for you!
could just be coincidental timing
I like the fact that parsecs is not a unit of time but a unit of measurement.
Just imagine what would have happened if you'd called him Boba Fett.
Didn't vote.Becouse, honestly - I don't know. Win? Fail? Well one way or the other - it's an Epic one.
He sure was Solo wasn't he...
P.S. The original Star Wars rocks...
GREATEST. GIRL. EVER.
Hahahaha @ 11:37. I love this text.
so gonna try that on my boyfriend this weekend!
That is bad ass i get laid every night and my g/f does ever call me Han Solo
Why can't I find a girl like you
@ 12:48 (1)
This made me laugh loudly enough that my boss came to my cubicle. Thank you.
^^^ thats depressing
He Should of had a hand solo first
you pushed the hyper space button. you are the best.
Haha. This text made my day.
LMFAO.. just an FYI - Star Wars sucks