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  • 117 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:37pm
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    I guess Han shot first lol

  • 56 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:20pm
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    Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?

  • 39 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:28pm
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    It made the kessel run in under 10 parsecs

  • 39 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:40pm
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    whoever said that Star Wars sucks should go fuck themselves with a rusty pipe. Star Wars is the shit. Oh, and btw well done on all the Han quotes. brilliant

  • 41 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:48pm
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    Just imagine what would have happened if you'd called him Boba Fett.

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:54pm
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    *wonders if the guy she's sitting next to at work is the one this happened to*

  • 33 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:01pm
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    1:37 wins the thread.

  • 34 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:22pm
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    She's fast enough for you, old man.

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:44pm
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    I love you!!!! I know.

  • 32 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:45pm
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    Didn't vote.Becouse, honestly - I don't know. Win? Fail? Well one way or the other - it's an Epic one.

  • 24 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:47am
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    He Should of had a hand solo first

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:19pm
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    Marry him. -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:51pm
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    Hahahaha @ 11:37. I love this text.

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:43pm
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    That is bad ass i get laid every night and my g/f does ever call me Han Solo

  • 27 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:30pm
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    All the Star Wars quotes, pure brilliance. 1:37 is my hero. This most definitely is the penis you're looking for.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:43pm
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    @ 12:48 (1) This made me laugh loudly enough that my boss came to my cubicle. Thank you.

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:42pm
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    Why can't I find a girl like you

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:13pm
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    ^^^ thats depressing

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:50am
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    If you don't marry her I will for you!

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:30pm
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    im confused would anyone please explain this one? PERLEEASSEEE

  • 18 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:41am
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    @ 4:28, not to be snarky, but it was "the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs." not 10.

  • 18 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:39am
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    GREATEST. GIRL. EVER.

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:28pm
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    He sure was Solo wasn't he... P.S. The original Star Wars rocks...

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:20pm
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    Haha. This text made my day.

  • 20 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:16am
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    you pushed the hyper space button. you are the best.

  • 14 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:30pm
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    so gonna try that on my boyfriend this weekend!

  • 15 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:43pm
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    I like the fact that parsecs is not a unit of time but a unit of measurement.

  • 18 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:43pm
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    could just be coincidental timing

  • 25 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:46pm
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    LMFAO.. just an FYI - Star Wars sucks

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