The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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Glad you feel bad now bc drunk you seems like an asshole.
the bells! the bells!
I hate girls who think being drunk gives them an excuse to be bitches.
Drunk you is too much of a bitch to be nice and sober you is too pussy to be a woman about your actions!!!
You are my hero. LOL
Avoiding eye contact with the guy with the lazy eye seems about as hard as Jerry Sandusky's penis around people his own age.
Dmoney now that is a comment!